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An UnWholesome Christmas

Here at UnWholesome we like our Christmases to be... Christmasy.


This is a dark musical drama written by Meredith Lindgren and Nathan Paull. It features the voice talents of Meredith Lindgren, Paul Lindgren, Nathan Paull, Lisa Hawkes, and Lyn Greer. The original music was composed by Nathan Paull, except the last song of the piece (Peter's Lullaby) which features a melody written by Meredith Lindgren, and a public domain rendition of Silent Night performed by the US Air Force Band of the Rockies. It brings us great satisfaction to offer you an Unwholesome Christmas. This project has been a labor of love, a most worthy offering from your favorite malcontents, and if you don't stop listening to Joe Rogan and start listening to us we will find you and kill you.


Peace and goodwill to all.


Cast:


Poppy (Meredith Lindgren)

Seamus Lindrooth (Paul Lindgren)

Peter Haig (Nathan Paull)

Dr. Horvath (Lisa Hawkes)

Bartender (Lyn Greer)


Developed from an idea by Meredith Lindgren.

Directed and scored by Nathan Paull.

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