Getting adopted by an heirless noblewoman, that'll put me atop the list for the next knighthood. Don't "bro" me, it could work!

EP 2 - ADOPTION

It's one minute c'mon you have ONE MINUTE.

TRAILER

If I concoct a scheme to save the Princess from a fake dragon, that'll make me knight-worthy. Oh yeah also gotta keep loosening that sword in the stone!

EP 1 - MIDDLE AGED

You can keep your "friends," I. Want. Chums. They can recommend me for a knighthood. Aye, it's another gambit.

EP 3 - CHUMS

Second try at schmoozing. Gonna do some knight-working (trademarked so don't you dare).

EP 4 - BANQUET

They're pets to you, to us cats are the spawn of Satan. Still useful for my knighthood ambitions methinks.

EP 5 - CAT

Final gambit of the season. I want that sword in the stone gimme that GD sword!

EP 6 - FAILYN THE...

He's too olde for this shit.

Meet Failyn, a middle-aged squire having a mid-life crisis in the Middle Ages. 🫥 His boss - a knight like he wants to be - sucks ass. ⚔️ A princess he desires is all like nah bro. 👑 And worse, a young page named Arthur is surpassing him on the way to becoming legendary. 🏰 Alas, Failyn is too olde for this shit. 🖕 A scripted audio comedy for the rest of us who aren't destined to be kings. ------------------------------------------------ CASTFAILYN THE SQUIRE is Bob TurtonPRINCESS MERRILEE is Abby A-OSIR MOUNTJOY is Josh CovittTHUM is Kevin OcampoARTIE (ARTHUR) is James Sie WITCH (ep 1, 5) is Angelique PerrinTHEATER OWNER (ep 1), MAN IN TOWN (ep 1), KNIGHT (ep 2), BANDIT (ep 6) is Blake WalkerWOMAN IN TOWN (ep 1), LADY WYGAN (ep 2) is Katie Massa KennedySIR CHAZ (ep 3) is Adam J. JefferisJILTED PRINCESS (ep 3) is Rachna KhatauLORD SWYNK (ep 4), MERLIN (ep 6) is Ravi KapoorKING (ep 4) is Mark McCrackenPRINCE (ep 4, 6) is Parvesh CheenaFAKE SPONSOR VOICE is Jaya SubramanianCREDITS are read by Phil Richards ------------------------------------------------ WRITTEN &amp; EDITED by Nihar K. Patel THANKS TO: #1 Writers Group, Sarovar Banka, Christian Bordal, Kathy Egan, Phyllis Fletcher, Sonya Geis, Jack Herrguth, Tod Mesirow, Jonas Oppenheim, Gary Scott, Jay Siebold, Sarah Sweeney, Laura Swisher, Eve Troeh, Michael Vaingauz, Andrew Walsh ------------------------------------------------ #comedy #history #medieval #MiddleAges #mythology #squires #Arthurian #princess #knight #scripted #fiction #series

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1. EP 1 - MIDDLE AGED

3. EP 3 - CHUMS

4. EP 4 - BANQUET

5. EP 5 - CAT

6. EP 6 - FAILYN THE...