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It's one minute c'mon you have ONE MINUTE.

If I concoct a scheme to save the Princess from a fake dragon, that'll make me knight-worthy. Oh yeah also gotta keep loosening that sword in the stone!

Getting adopted by an heirless noblewoman, that'll put me atop the list for the next knighthood. Don't "bro" me, it could work!

You can keep your "friends," I. Want. Chums. They can recommend me for a knighthood. Aye, it's another gambit.

Second try at schmoozing. Gonna do some knight-working (trademarked so don't you dare).

They're pets to you, to us cats are the spawn of Satan. Still useful for my knighthood ambitions methinks.

Final gambit of the season. I want that sword in the stone gimme that GD sword!