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This week! Iain jumps into an account from a woman named Lori Drahl! From ghosts to aliens, to God knows what! It seems this poor lady has had a lifetime of experiences and, it seems with her, it wasn’t the beginning or the end of the horrors that unfolded. Next up, Jordan gives us some Chinese proverbs - TRANSLATED! And tells us what they mean, how they translate and just what it is they’re trying to describe! All while testing Iain’s guessing powers because, let’s face it, he ain’t gonna know! Support us Two Guys on Patreon for monthly bonus episodes and merch Text our WhatsApp Two Guys Hotline on: 07395 840199All the linktree links for all your TGWU needsMusic: https://www.purple-planet.com 

You know how lizards like to sit on those rocks that get really hot? Well today we're scaling that up x1000 as Iain tells us about a reptilian, and it don't need no rock because it’s hot enough! Or at least that is according to one lady who claimed that she was having relations with this creepy alien/ smoking hot lizard from outer space! And then Jordan will do anything to slip an unbeeped swear past us, and today is no different as he brings us the weirdest street names from around the world! And there are some words in there that would normally get the beeping of a lifetime! But there are others sprinkled in; the funny, weird and the clever. Support us Two Guys on Patreon for monthly bonus episodes and merch Text our WhatsApp Two Guys Hotline on: 07395 840199All the linktree links for all your TGWU needsMusic: https://www.purple-planet.com 

So… we finally did it! Us Two Guys went to 30 East Drive, the home of the Black Monk (AKA THE MOST VIOLENT POLTERGEIST IN THE UK)! But we were too scared to go alone, so we headed in with James of the Fortean News Podcast, alongside his collaborator Matt from Confessions of a Ghost Boy, and Paul of Question Buggers. We had a solid mix of experience, curiosity… and slowly dwindling scepticism. From the moment we stepped inside, the place had a “feeling”, and throughout the night, those feelings turned into experiences; ALL of which is detailed in this very episode! By the end, we all walked out scared, excited, tired and a believer. So was what we experienced paranormal? Or was it just the setting and our minds playing tricks? We’ll let you be the judge, but for us? That wasn’t just another night out.Support us Two Guys on Patreon for monthly bonus episodes and merch Text our WhatsApp Two Guys Hotline on: 07395 840199All the linktree links for all your TGWU needs Make sure you're already subscribed to Confessions of a Ghost Boy on Youtube to see the full film when its releasedMusic: https://www.purple-planet.com 

Today, Iain takes us through the insane real event that was the Tunguska event! The catastrophic explosion that happened over Siberia 118 years ago. And this segment might have you saying “sure, that’s weird. But where is the paranormal!?” But don’t worry, it’s coming! Because in the end, we find out just why this explosion only left behind a whole lot of weirdness! Jordan then gives us a list of some of the weirdest, rudest, and downright creepiest messages from Vinted, between seller and buyer. From the perverted to the horrible, it’s a fair mix, and they all deliver (in more ways than one!).Support us Two Guys on Patreon for monthly bonus episodes and merch The Fortean News Podcast PatreonText our WhatsApp Two Guys Hotline on: 07395 840199All the linktree links for all your TGWU needsMusic: https://www.purple-planet.com 

This week we find out just how (apparently) a financial titan could have (potentially) planned one of the greatest oceanic disasters of the 20th century and (maybe) in the process (supposedly) also sunk his competitors! So (they say) the central banking system of the US could (possibly) be created. And then Jordan brings us something inspired by Iain’s garage interaction last week because, as we all know, Jordan likes to rub it in and today he does not disappoint, as he brings us an entire segment on the phonetic alphabet. From people getting it wrong to the worst kinds that exist! If last week didn’t have Iain pulling his hair out, this week he’ll certainly have none left. Support us Two Guys on Patreon for monthly bonus episodes and merchText our WhatsApp Two Guys Hotline on: 07395 840199All the linktree links for all your TGWU needsMusic: https://www.purple-planet.com 

This week on Iain’s parents’ favourite podcast! Iain kicks things off with the retelling of not one, not two, but three bizarre battles that took place in the skies right above hundreds of witnesses’ heads over the span of half a decade that involved what appeared to be, for all intents and purposes, UFOs! And then Jordan has decided that being dark is keeping him awake at night, so this week he’s here to lighten things up a bit with some of the best rubbish pub jokes! Write them down and stick them in your arsenal, ready to whip out next time you’re down your local with your pals! Get your tickets to come see us live at sci-fi Scarborough hereSupport us Two Guys on Patreon for monthly bonus episodes and merchText our WhatsApp Two Guys Hotline on: 07395 840199All the linktree links for all your TGWU needs  Music: https://www.purple-planet.com 

This week we dive into a few different types of hell! Iain starts with the quite literal version, with stories of people who have had the misfortune to experience near death, and ended up in some form of hellscape! Complete with cruel creatures, despair, and lakes of fire! But then Jordan talks about all the things we’d often overlook if hell came to us in the form of a zombie apocalypse! And let me tell ya, it seems like there’d probably be a number of things that were out to get us before the zombies even came into the equation! So take note and stock up because, these days, it wouldn’t surprise me if it was just around the corner. Bloody zombies. Support us Two Guys on Patreon for monthly bonus episodes and merch Text our WhatsApp Two Guys Hotline on: 07395 840199All the linktree links for all your TGWU needs Music: https://www.purple-planet.com 

#169 - Woeful War Crimes and Weird Wall FindsIt’s April Fools week! And what better way to celebrate than to switch up Iain and Jordan’s roles and it you’ve listened to March’s bonus episode over on our Patreon, then you’ll know that Jordan is currently in his DARK phase! And today is no different as he kicks things off with a guided tour through the history of the infamous Japanese Unit 731! A dark patch in history that saw human experiments, horrific acts and a complete disregard for human life all in the name of “scientific advancement”. Grim stuff. And then Iain follows up, tries to forget all the horrific atrocities committed, and brings a list of the weirdest things found in people’s walls! Esoteric charms, cash and bodies of all varieties show up. So we’ll back to the light-hearted stuff eventually, you just gotta ride this train with us.Happy April Fools!Don't forget to get your tickets to see us at Sci-Fi Scarborough on the 18th & 19th of April. Get your tickets here!Text our WhatsApp Two Guys Hotline on: 07395 840199Support us Two Guys on Patreon for monthly bonus episodes and merchAll the linktree links for all your TGWU needsMusic: https://www.purple-planet.com