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98. #98 - Yorkshire Baddies and Gameshow No-no’s
55:46||Ep. 98Some prophecies are bunkum! How do we know? Well, the prophesied things never came to fruition! But what if a prophecy came from a hen? And I can promise you it’s not what you think. Today Iain covers the story of the Yorkshire Witch in a tale so wicked, you’ll have your wallets stolen. And how many times have you thought “I need some money, I could go on a gameshow!” Well, THINK AGAIN! Because today Jordan tells us how it’s ain’t all peaches and cream, as he describes some gameshows that have unfortunately seen the light of day when perhaps they shouldn’t have. From hungry lizards to holidaying in a sock, today we really have got it all covered. Support us Two Guys on Patreon for all your bonus content and merch All the linktree links for all your TGWU needs Music: https://www.purple-planet.com97. #97 - Haunted Homes and Weird Weddings
52:39||Ep. 97Are you thinking about moving home? Or are you getting married? Well, take today’s episode as FAIR WARNING! As we discussed every and all possibilities that could go wrong with both! Iain tells us of the Smurl family and their battle with ghosts in the house they bought to make their family home. Truly shocking paranormal events, far worse than anything you’ve ever heard before! (As told by Iain)And if you might think you’re safe on your wedding day; your own special day - you’d be wrong! So listen up and take notes as Jordan tells us some of the weirdest things that has gone on at weddings. Dads trying to steal brides? Best men trying to steal money? DEATH!? We’ve got it all today! So strap in, pay your stamp duty, and let’s toast! To Mondays! 🥂🍻Support us Two Guys on Patreon for all your bonus content and merch All the linktree links for all your TGWU needs Music: https://www.purple-planet.com96. #96 - Mysteries Abound - Murdered Families and Medical Horrors
47:01||Ep. 96This week Iain talks us through a mystery that sees an entire family dead. Who did it? Why did it happen? No one truly knows, but the strangest part is the circumstances that surround it; so get your Cluedo cap on and see if you can work it out! ‘Cos we sure can’t.And then Jordan tells us some of the weirdest medical conditions that can plague us humans. From the weird to the incredibly uncomfortable, we’re sure you wouldn’t want to experience any of these. And we sure hope you don’t. Support us Two Guys on Patreon for all your bonus content and merch All the linktree links for all your TGWU needs Music: https://www.purple-planet.com95. #95 - TGWU Halloween 2024 Spooktacular!
53:39||Ep. 95Gather round, creepy story and BOOze lovers alike! This Halloween on TGWU, the Guys are having a party - and you’re all invited! So grab your cocktails, and a rotisserie chicken, as we sit beside the campfire for a whole episode filled with scary stories, creepy mysteries, spooky-inspired cocktails, laughs, Iain not getting the meaning of Halloween, and even a small quiz! It’s a scarily fun-packed episode and we’re sure you’ll be howling at the moon with laughter. I hope that’s enough Halloween themed references for you, Jordan! God, you’re so demanding. Oh s**t the speech to text is still typing to what I’m saying. Please stop. Hey Siri! Stop! Siri st COCKTAIL LIST!VAMPIRE DELIGHT2 shots lemon-lime soda (we used 7up)2 shots cranberry juice1 shot blood orange syrup (we used orange gin - poor decision)2 shots vodkaSPOOKY HALLOWEEN COCKTAIL4 shots orange juice2 shots tonic water1/2 shot lemon juice1/2 shot agave syrup2 shots vodkaHOCUS POCUS PUNCH4 shots cider (we used Katy cider)2 shots cranberry juice1.5 shots orange seltzer (we used off brand fizzy orange drink)1 shot ginger aleVAMPIRE'S KISS1.5 shots vodka1/2 shot lime juice1/4 shot cherry syrup (we used cherry brandy)1 shot cola chilled1 shot club sodaSprig of rosemary garnish (we didn't put this in)HOCUS POCUS BERRY COCKTAIL4 shots blueberry juice4 shots filtered water1/2 shots agave syrup1 shot lemon juice1/4 cup blueberries (we didn't add these)1/4 cup blackberries (or these)2 shots vodkaCinnamon for garnish (or this)Support us Two Guys on Patreon for all your bonus content and merch All the linktree links for all your TGWU needs Music: https://www.purple-planet.com94. #94 - Spooky Shadows and You’re Saying Sayings Wrong!
53:24||Ep. 94The world is filled with mysteries, as we’ve come to find out. But what if one of these mysteries isn’t some cryptid, isn’t an alien or some creepy spirit, but actually something that exists is every single situation we encounter daily. Shadows! Sentient shadows! Today Iain tells us about the spooky (supposed) reality that is shadow people! What they are, what they do, and what to do if you see one! It’s all covered in today’s episode.And then Jordan takes a long hard look at the English language. This linguist wannabe looks at the sayings that we’ve all come to love and shows us just how wrong we are. He even gives us extended and long forgotten versions of popular sayings that might even change the meaning of what we’ve come to know them as today! Did you know any of these extended phrases? Support us Two Guys on Patreon for all your bonus content and merch All the linktree links for all your TGWU needs Music: https://www.purple-planet.com93. #93 - Pilot-Pilfering Aliens and Monstrous Food Combos
51:35||Ep. 93Sometimes people take flights. Sometimes for reasons of national security. And then sometimes the pilot gets abducted by aliens. And that is exactly the kind of story Iain has for us today; one of the strangest disappearances recorded in the UK. It’s the story of Captain Schaffer and the day he disappeared. And then Jordan thinks “I once did a thing on the world’s worst cocktails - not good enough” and brings us some of the strangest food combos that the internet has to offer. Real food combos that seem like they don’t go together but apparently they do? You be the judge! On today’s episode with the Guys. Support us Two Guys on Patreon for all your bonus content and merch All the linktree links for all your TGWU needs Music: https://www.purple-planet.com92. #92 - Airborne Sex Toys and Public Darwin Awards
48:16||Ep. 92This week, Iain uncovers the horrific situation one family found themselves in, when their house came under attack from a spirit wielding an iPhone - amongst other things. From evil teddies to nasty notes, find out how this family finally rid themselves of the malevolent spirit once and for all.Then Jordan gives us a, maybe slightly unethical, laugh as he tells us about some people who knocked themselves off our mortal plane in the silliest of ways; thus claiming the prestigious “Darwin Award”. And our laughing at this is perhaps made worse by the fact that it’s part 2! Part 1 can be found over on Patreon as part of our world-famous bonus episodes.Support us Two Guys on Patreon for all your bonus content and merch All the linktree links for all your TGWU needs Music: https://www.purple-planet.com91. #91 - A Hamster in Hand is Worth Two in the Garden
50:58||Ep. 91Us Two Guys would like to start this episode by saying that we take no pleasure in the death of beloved animals or pets. Now, with that out of the way, you're probably thinking, “What on earth are these two idiots going to talk about today?” whilst holding your face in your hands. But trust us, by the end of this episode, it’ll all make sense and you’ll be just as shocked and astounded as we were.First up, Iain shares the bizarre story of a couple of heads that, once unearthed, wreaked havoc in the unsuspecting town of Hexham.Then, Jordan fills us in on the strangest, most shocking, and most slapstick WTF ways people’s pet hamsters have met their end, as reported by the internet. It’s a weird one. Hug your pets tonight.Email Iains Dad Your Fan Mail HereSupport us Two Guys on Patreon for all your bonus content and merch All the linktree links for all your TGWU needs Music: https://www.purple-planet.com90. #90 - Spectral Tuggers and Special Drummers
44:44||Ep. 90Welcome one and all, BUT, drummers beware! This week Iain takes us back to Edinburgh for a spooky tour around Greyfriars Kirkyard! Poltergeists, pooches and mourning mothers are amongst some of the ghosties often seen wandering the gravestones. But it ain’t all just creepers spotted in the distance, so stay tuned for the creepy tales and close-up personal encounters as we take a look around one of the reportedly most haunted graveyards in the world! And then Jordan is after starting a band war as he tells us some of the internet’s best drummer jokes. Iain holds up his own but the jokes keep coming. Who’s side are you on? So join us today as we para-giggle our way through the spooky and hilarious.Support us Two Guys on Patreon for all your bonus content and merchAll the linktree links for all your TGWU needsMusic: https://www.purple-planet.com
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