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Breaking news! You can now contact us via WhatsApp on the Two Guys Hotline! Send us your questions, spooky stories, weird photos, criticisms, or just a friendly hello on: 07395 840199This week we start by talking about the importance of riders! Those things that stars, celebrities and artists (like Adele) demand are in their dressing rooms. But then the good stuff - Iain starts with guardians of the threshold; those that are placed in supernatural situations to stop you, or your ethereal self, going to those places where you ain’t supposed to go! What are they? Why can’t you go into the VIP area of the astral plain? No idea, but they’re there! Then Jordan gives us an extra paranormal fix by telling us some of the internet’s most unhinged paranormal encounters! Where we hear of all sorts of creepy encounters, including doppelgängers, premonitions, and sleep paralysis Demons to name a few! It’s all manner of spooky on today’s TGWU!Text our WhatsApp Two Guys Hotline on 07395 840199Support us Two Guys on Patreon for monthly bonus episodes and merchAll the linktree links for all your TGWU needs Music: https://www.purple-planet.com 

This week, it’s proof-time!Iain brings you the story about a young boy who claimed to have past-life memories. But, you see, the man this boy used to be was in the public eye! So just how did a four year-old know all the ins and outs of the life of a Hollywood talent agent? How did he prove it? All will be revealed before Jordan changes tack from his usual! Today he brings us a collection of entirely real studies and moral problems - conundrums designed to make you ponder. Some horrible; some philosophical; but all super interesting! Support us Two Guys on Patreon for monthly bonus episodes and merch All the linktree links for all your TGWU needsMusic: https://www.purple-planet.com 

First off, we shut up talking about personal lives at 17:55 but we start off by talking about the horrors of waiting for a new microphone and the joys (and awkward incidents) of Jordan’s recent trip to Spain! so if you don't want to hear that, feel free to skip. We won't be offended.But then we kick off the good stuff! And it all starts in Canada, where Iain tells us about a family that was plagued by a series of poltergeist activity that came from an angry shape-shifting witch (allegedly).And then Jordan gives the very best of a recent trend that is “read a text and go about your day” - which is when you get a text from a loved one, you read it and then just kinda… smile a smile of WTF, and get on with your day! Solid stuff!Support us Two Guys on Patreon for monthly bonus episodes and merchAll the linktree links for all your TGWU needs Music: https://www.purple-planet.com 

This week we are going full horror as Iain starts off by discussing zombies! Not the types that you find in horror movies, like those fast runners or even the ambling kind that are easy to escape, but the REAL kind. The kind that involves sorcerers, being drugged, slave labour, and having your humanity stripped away. And then we follow up with a stark reminder that we are all indeed aging. But maybe you hadn’t noticed? Well luckily Jordan is here to put that right, as he has a list from the Internet that details other people’s realisations that time is a-ticking!Support us Two Guys on Patreon for monthly bonus episodes and merch All the linktree links for all your TGWU needs Music: https://www.purple-planet.com 

Welcome to a rather reminiscent episode! I guess you could call this Episode 82 Pt.2 - for we feature featured these topics all those years ago. And that means that today you’re getting another story of some aliens that were buried in our sweet soil, and a list of things that were taught to us in school that were later disproven in our lifetime! So expect crashed saucers and BIG FOOD getting involved in teaching the next generation. All this and more on this week’s episode! Support us Two Guys on Patreon for monthly bonus episodes and merch All the linktree links for all your TGWU needs Music: https://www.purple-planet.com 

This week we’re getting creepy and more pointless than usual! Iain starts by telling us about some of the creepier number stations out there, the things that were supposedly created to give coded messages to spies, but if that was their purpose, why are the same ones that played during the Cold War still around today? Could they actually be meant for the ears of something more… alien?Jordan then gives us some of the most useless and pointless inventions that have been thought up, created, mass-produced, and sold! Yes, SOLD! So if you’ve ever needed crisp dust protection or a pet that needs zero effort to look after, then listen up because this might just be the segment for you!Support us Two Guys on Patreon for longer weekly episodes, monthly bonus episodes and merchAll the linktree links for all your TGWU needsMusic: https://www.purple-planet.com Number Station Library

Today we’re starting off in Yorkshire, where we meet a guy who was out for a delightful little walk around the moors. Typically tranquil, but for him, it was a winter walk like no other! For he was unlucky enough to have met an alien (rather him than me!) and he brought home PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE! Jordan then poses us a question; one you may have never thought about before: what’s normal at 3pm but terrifying at 3am!? I know, I know, hard hitting. But fear not. You do not have to think, for Jordan has a good number of examples for us. Let us know if you agree! And let us know what comes to mind when you’re posed with this deep question.Support us Two Guys on Patreon for longer weekly episodes, monthly bonus episodes and merch All the linktree links for all your TGWU needs Music: https://www.purple-planet.com 

This week Iain tells us the story of a haunting! The kind that’s feels left over from some kind of horrors past. But don’t let the name fool you; there are no booties involved! (I know, I was angry too.)Jordan then tells us some of the most useless things ever sold on eBay! Because who doesn’t need Justin Timberlake’s half-eaten French toast?!All kinds of madness today! On the world’s sexist podcast.Support us Two Guys on Patreon for monthly bonus episodes and merch  All the linktree links for all your TGWU needs Music: https://www.purple-planet.com 

Welcome to 2026 and a very special episode of Two Guys, What’s Up? Where this week, we’re forgoing the creepy history and internet oddities to CELEBRATE! It’s birthday week! We’ve got Jordan’s, Iain’s, Paul’s - and the Podcast itself - all levelling up a year! So to celebrate, they’re all in a room together (along with another special guest) to play some games, have a few drinks and party! And you’re all invited!Support us Two Guys on Patreon for monthly bonus episodes and merchAll the linktree links for all your TGWU needs