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#113 - Kenwood Abduction Hobs & Is It A Train or a Bird!?
Ep. 113
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Waaaah! Welcome to the sick-cast! First and foremost, apologies for Iain’s broken voice, but if you can put that aside, then you’re in for a treat as we bring you Ep1 vibes accompanied by the most crustacean/door to door sales person-themed alien abduction you’ve ever heard!
And then Jordan is back at it again! And it is time to test your knowledge; can you tell which of Jordan’s words are either a train or a bird? And second to that, can you beat (/win) Iain?! How did he do this time? So many questions to answer on this week’s episode of TGWU!
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