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This week we find out just how (apparently) a financial titan could have (potentially) planned one of the greatest oceanic disasters of the 20th century and (maybe) in the process (supposedly) also sunk his competitors! So (they say) the central banking system of the US could (possibly) be created. And then Jordan brings us something inspired by Iain’s garage interaction last week because, as we all know, Jordan likes to rub it in and today he does not disappoint, as he brings us an entire segment on the phonetic alphabet. From people getting it wrong to the worst kinds that exist! If last week didn’t have Iain pulling his hair out, this week he’ll certainly have none left. Support us Two Guys on Patreon for monthly bonus episodes and merchText our WhatsApp Two Guys Hotline on: 07395 840199All the linktree links for all your TGWU needsMusic: https://www.purple-planet.com 

This week on Iain’s parents’ favourite podcast! Iain kicks things off with the retelling of not one, not two, but three bizarre battles that took place in the skies right above hundreds of witnesses’ heads over the span of half a decade that involved what appeared to be, for all intents and purposes, UFOs! And then Jordan has decided that being dark is keeping him awake at night, so this week he’s here to lighten things up a bit with some of the best rubbish pub jokes! Write them down and stick them in your arsenal, ready to whip out next time you’re down your local with your pals! Get your tickets to come see us live at sci-fi Scarborough hereSupport us Two Guys on Patreon for monthly bonus episodes and merchText our WhatsApp Two Guys Hotline on: 07395 840199All the linktree links for all your TGWU needs  Music: https://www.purple-planet.com 

This week we dive into a few different types of hell! Iain starts with the quite literal version, with stories of people who have had the misfortune to experience near death, and ended up in some form of hellscape! Complete with cruel creatures, despair, and lakes of fire! But then Jordan talks about all the things we’d often overlook if hell came to us in the form of a zombie apocalypse! And let me tell ya, it seems like there’d probably be a number of things that were out to get us before the zombies even came into the equation! So take note and stock up because, these days, it wouldn’t surprise me if it was just around the corner. Bloody zombies. Support us Two Guys on Patreon for monthly bonus episodes and merch Text our WhatsApp Two Guys Hotline on: 07395 840199All the linktree links for all your TGWU needs Music: https://www.purple-planet.com 

#169 - Woeful War Crimes and Weird Wall FindsIt’s April Fools week! And what better way to celebrate than to switch up Iain and Jordan’s roles and it you’ve listened to March’s bonus episode over on our Patreon, then you’ll know that Jordan is currently in his DARK phase! And today is no different as he kicks things off with a guided tour through the history of the infamous Japanese Unit 731! A dark patch in history that saw human experiments, horrific acts and a complete disregard for human life all in the name of “scientific advancement”. Grim stuff. And then Iain follows up, tries to forget all the horrific atrocities committed, and brings a list of the weirdest things found in people’s walls! Esoteric charms, cash and bodies of all varieties show up. So we’ll back to the light-hearted stuff eventually, you just gotta ride this train with us.Happy April Fools!Don't forget to get your tickets to see us at Sci-Fi Scarborough on the 18th & 19th of April. Get your tickets here!Text our WhatsApp Two Guys Hotline on: 07395 840199Support us Two Guys on Patreon for monthly bonus episodes and merchAll the linktree links for all your TGWU needsMusic: https://www.purple-planet.com 

This week we kick off by talking about the Scarborough Sci-Fi Festival, taking place on the 18th-19th April, because we’ve been invited to do a panel! Two days, two one-hour talks with our good friends Paul Sinclair and James Koppert, with the chance to come and chat with all of us afterwards. If you like aliens and poltergeists, you can pick up your tickets here:Sci-Fi Scarborough TICKETSBut it isn’t long before we start the spooky, because Iain has a full section on divination! From the well-known to the obscure, we find out how the ancients tried to figure out what might be happening in their future.And then it’s Jordan’s turn, and he’s here to dish the dirt.  Bringing us insider knowledge about companies; the things the public never hears about but every employee definitely knows. From recycling madness to utter wastefulness, Jordan tells it all. Support us Two Guys on Patreon for monthly bonus episodes and merch  All the linktree links for all your TGWU needs Text our WhatsApp Two Guys Hotline on: 07395 840199Music: https://www.purple-planet.com 

Today we start with a small conversation about sickness and Iain being haunted by a woman that now has outside verification by none other than Jordan.  Then the good stuff! Iain kicks things off by telling us all the heartwarming story of Jim the wonder dog! Possibly one of the world’s only, true psychic animals.**short break for Jordan’s new content preview here** Then back to the psychic dog! Could Jim really tell the future and read minds? Iain says yes! Jordan’s says “whatever, Iain.” But what do you think?Then Jordan does what he does best (his main passion of delivering TGWU segments; NOT dropping cards) and tells us 10 examples of those who lost their Job Seekers Plus benefits for the most outrageous, ridiculous, and inhumane ways. This really will have you shaking your head. Then you’ll remember about Jim and smile again.Text our WhatsApp Two Guys Hotline on: 07395 840199Support us Two Guys on Patreon for monthly bonus episodes and merch All the linktree links for all your TGWU needs  Music: https://www.purple-planet.com