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Lisa On Top Bouncing (RHONY S15 E7, RHOP S9 E6, and RHOSLC S5 E9 Recaps)

Season 1, Ep. 141

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss John Krasinski being named the Sexiest Man Alive, Brittany Cartwright opening a new bar, Teddi Mellencamp cheating on her husband, the Wicked dolls that are causing the nation to panic, and much more! (00:00 - 26:11)


And then we break down another horrendous episode of the Real Housewives of New York City season 15, episode 7 - "Erin and Brynn Create Fake Storylines Because Their Show Is Horrible". (26:11)


As well as the latest wonderful episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac season 9, episode 6 - "Chiropractor Chaos!". (01:09:05)


And then finally, a wonderful episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 5, episode 9 - "Todd Gets Tired". (01:23:00)


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