Tools

Just a brief preamble this week where Imperial Pete revisits 'galoshes-gate' and Metric Max makes the case to narrow the scope of which tools they discuss. Then the moulding bar comes in for heavy scrutiny.

Imperial Pete pushes the Astro Van to its limits. Metric Max encouters more yappy German workers. Then the boys unveil a new and improved rating system.

Imperial Pete continues trying to wean himself off beer by substituting it with magic mushrooms. Metric Max reveals an eyewitness account of a rare sighting over the Swiss Alps. Then the boys discuss just how pointless the intersection of Silicon Valley tech and jobsite tools can be.

Imperial Pete's tools move into his home. Metric Max ends up in a sticky situation involving the resale of a stripper pole. Then they discuss a tool that is by definition shit, but has its uses.

Metric Max and Imperial Pete come to the conclusion that any sufficiently advanced electrical work done by a carpenter is indistinguishable from magic to a client.

Imperial Pete's neighbours find out about something he was hoping to keep private. Metric Max's migrant worker era comes to an end. The boys show surprising enthusaism for the "Dorito" Fein tool attachement.

Metric Max has an odd experience at a Hamburg spa. Imperial Pete divulges his go-to Christmas gift. Then our hosts debate the most conentious tool to date.

Metric Max and Imperial Pete explore the nuances of dog fucking. A caller implores them to consider other trades when rating a tool.