Tools

Imperial Pete's tools move into his home. Metric Max ends up in a sticky situation involving the resale of a stripper pole. Then they discuss a tool that is by definition shit, but has its uses.

Metric Max and Imperial Pete come to the conclusion that any sufficiently advanced electrical work done by a carpenter is indistinguishable from magic to a client.

Imperial Pete's neighbours find out about something he was hoping to keep private. Metric Max's migrant worker era comes to an end. The boys show surprising enthusaism for the "Dorito" Fein tool attachement.

Metric Max has an odd experience at a Hamburg spa. Imperial Pete divulges his go-to Christmas gift. Then our hosts debate the most conentious tool to date.

Metric Max and Imperial Pete ask the pressing question: Is drywall organic? Plus, German guy's manifseto that lays out a 100 year plan to revolutionize the way people work.

Imperial Pete and Metric Max declare war on Crispo Canada's enshitified spikes. Plus: the "Shopping Theory" of prefab home construction.

Metric Max and Imperial Pete attempt to bring more accuracy to the rating system by introducing a new category called "Carpenter's Choice".

Even Metric Max and Imperial Pete need a break. We'll be back in September.