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My Mate Bought A Toaster

Zoe Lyons

Season 3, Ep. 3

Zoe Lyons is THE BEST, at:

  • nearly killing Beatle ex-wives
  • blanking on stage
  • forgetting things
  • getting a Lucian Freud anecdote on a podcast


Enjoy! And, as ever, if you can support the show on Acast and get access to ALL SORTS of goodies, then head over to patreon.com/toasterpod you lovely lovely human, you.

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    48:08
    Another dive into an Amazon history - this week the actor, comedian and writer Joe Tracini.At times this isn't an easy listen - Joe has Borderline Personality Disorder, something which he has talked about at length over recent years. There's also a heartbreaking and incredibly powerful new documentary which Joe has just released about this - it's available here. For any mental health help - during this mental health awareness week or during literally any other week of the year - there is someone out there who'll listen. We recommend mind.org.uk who have a comprehensive list of resources and approaches. Thanks for listening and please don't forget to rate, review, like, subscribe to us on YouTube and all that nonsense. See you next week for some Marcus Brigstocke!Toast x
  • 14. Josh Widdicombe

    47:29
    Hello ToastersWelcome back to more Amazon snooping. This week we're up to our elbows in Josh Widdicombe's shopping history. With items such as Jonathan Creek, bog brushes and wastepaper bins it's little wonder we end up exploring the classic topics such as when you know it's time to leave an area, and how best to bribe a child.If you enjoyed this - why not check out our YouTube channel where you'll find whole episodes and extra clips. We also have a lovely Patreon where you can hear some extra bits from today's show, and next week's show (with the fantastic Joe Tracini) ready and waiting ad free.That's it for now Toasters. Have yourselves an incredible day now please thankyouToast xx
  • 13. Aurie Styla

    40:16
    Hello again and welcome back for another blitz through someone's private purchase history. It's snooping, sure, but it's also an autobiography so it's FINE to nose, ok?This week the comedian Aurie Styla drops by to tell us about the worst uni corridor mates, the best way to play computer games and the discussion you've all been waiting for: can you really see in 8k?As ever please go and fill your boots with clips and whole episodes up at YouTube! Like and subscribe, yeah?See you next week for Josh Widdicombe - that episode will be up on Patreon imminently!Lots of likeToast xx
  • 12. Desiree Burch

    49:53
    All the way from New York to Taskmaster, Desiree is one of the most popular comics in the UK right now. Funny, honest, and with quite possibly the best laugh we've had on the show ever, this is a belter of an episode. For extra bits and bobs head over to our Patreon, and for our brand spanking new YouTube array of wonder make sure you go over and subscribe (for free). Next week it's the turn of Aurie Styla to put his purchase history under our podcasting microscope. See you then!Toast xx
  • 11. Nish Kumar

    38:34
    Nish Kumar! A romp through vinyl, books and .... well that's it because he hasn't got an Amazon account.Amazingly though we still manage to cover off plenty of topics including REM, REM, REM and how he's a DC Gideon. Don't forget loads of our episodes are on our YouTube channel so head over there and like and subscribe for the latest episodes.That's it for now - Desiree Burch next week!LoveToast xx
  • 10. Paul Foot

    51:40
    This week we welcome and revel in the delights of Paul Foot, who has an extensive (one item) Amazon Shopping History.Prepare for an astounding voyage into murals, late night baths and the Second Sleep.As ever you can find loads of extra Toaster goodies over at our Youtube Channel. Don't forget to subscribe and prepare to be pebble dashed in cracking Toaster content.Next week it's the turn of Nish Kumar to brighten up your day - and that episode is already up on our Patreon Page.Also do follow us on Insta or TikTok or Facebook if you like using the internet for hours and hours and hours.Lots of loveTeam Toast xx
  • 9. Katherine Ryan

    47:59
    Oh hey there and welcome to another episode of My Mate Bought a Toaster.This week we meticulously go through the Amazon Purchase history of Katherine Ryan. Who knew that what she bought on Amazon could lead to chats about:Putting a Falcon in your private partsThe value of vinegarKatherine's future as a MormonAll this and LOADS more awaits you, brave Toast voyager. If you enjoy this don't forget you can watch it in its entirety up on our YouTube page.We also have other bits on our Patreon, including loads of previous episodes ad free.Also give us a follow on TikTok and InstagramAnd subscribe to the podcast, too, obviously. Cos we have some great episodes coming up including Paul Foot, Josh Widdicombe and loads more.Ok all the best lots of love thanks for comingTeam Toast xx
  • 8. Caimh Mcdonnell

    48:51
    Hiya and welcome back to a less damaging version of mining in the Amazon.We tell people's life stories via their Amazon purchase histories, and our guest this week is the former comedian and current novelist Caimh Mcdonnell.The highlights of this week's bought-o-biography include some excellent conspiracies, wonderful beard thoughts and a really lovely Christmas jumper. What more could you want?Follow Caimh over on Twitter here! And get stuck into his brilliant books here!Don't forget this week you can win a lovely Shark vacuum all thanks to our pals at HotUKDeals - simply subscribe to our YouTube channel this very second! And we'll see you next week for Katherine Ryan! (which is up now over on our Patreon!)All the bestTeam Toast xx
  • 7. Emmanuel Sonubi

    41:58
    This week we manage to fit Tom and Emmanuel Sonubi onto our tiny Amazon confessional sofa.Emmanuel is a man whose Amazon past reveals a guy who enjoys swearing at kids, hasn't seen a Tom Cruise film for ages and also has a very important set of bathroom scales. And much, much more.Make sure you give us a follow on TikTok and Insta, and also find loads of our latest episodes over on our YouTube channel!In the coming weeks we've got Katherine Ryan, Paul Foot and Josh Widdicombe all joining us on the sofa. Those episodes will be appearing shortly over on our delicious Patreon page.My Mate Bought a Toaster is filmed and recorded at the fabulous Gramercy Park Studios. Check 'em out!Lots of love and see you soon, Toast xx