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šļø TOASTED: Owain Wyn Evans, Disco Balls, Mr Blobby & Tiny Amazon Purchases
This week onĀ Toasted, Tom and Beth dive back into the wonderfully eccentric purchase history of broadcaster, drummer and vintage enthusiast Owain Wyn Evans.
Among the topics up for discussion:
⨠The disco ball on a winch (possibly the greatest item ever featured on the podcast)
šŖ© Why second-hand shopping might be better than buying new
šŗ The strangest complaints TV presenters receive
š Giant Maine Coon cats
š§ Tiny purchases that solve enormous problems
š¶āāļø Why some people need to be āaired outā after work
š The surprisingly serious artistic legacy of Mr Blobby
š» Noel Edmonds, live television genius, and controlled chaos
Plus listener emails, pointless household objects, and an unexpectedly deep conversation about the psychology of Amazon purchases.Ā Ā
š§ Weād love to hear from you!
Whatās the smallest, cheapest thing youāve ever bought that brought you the most joy? Or whatās the weirdest complaint youāve ever heard?
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8. What happens when one of Britainās bestselling crime writers hands over 25 years of Amazon history?
56:00||Season 11, Ep. 8This week onĀ My Mate Bought A Toaster, Tom rifles through the online shopping history of bestselling author andĀ The TraitorsĀ starĀ Harriet Tyce⦠and uncovers everything from cutting-edge MP3 players to Baby Mozart DVDs, dinner party cookbooks, rowing gloves, weighted blankets and even the book she accidentally bought⦠that she wrote herself.Along the way Harriet opens up about life as a criminal barrister, the crippling nerves she battled in court, the moment she realised she wanted to become a novelist, whyĀ Blood OrangeĀ changed everything, and what really happened behind the scenes onĀ The Traitors.There are stories about illegal MP3 downloads, disastrous dinner parties, parenting fads we all fell for, lockdown puzzles, marathon misery, moonwalking in a Wonderbra, and why she still canāt quite believe her entire life has been preserved in Amazon order history since 2001. It's quite literally ALL HERE UNDER ONE PODCAST ROOF GUYS!As ever we root around and find laughs, truths and a spot of the surprisingly moving⦠and occasionally things do get quite forensic.Products we dig into include (roughly in order):2001Ā ā Intel Pocket Concert MP3 Player2002Ā ā Toshiba DVD Player2002Ā āĀ The MatrixĀ DVD2002Ā āĀ The Lord of the RingsĀ DVD2002Ā āĀ GladiatorĀ DVD2002Ā āĀ Monsters, Inc.Ā DVD2003Ā āĀ EntertainingĀ cookbook by Victoria Blashford-Snell2004Ā ā Baby Beethoven / Baby Van Gogh / Baby Mozart DVDs2004Ā ā Childrenās vegetarian recipe books2004Ā ā Finger food book for babies & toddlers2004Ā ā Brain games for babies2004Ā ā Black & Decker drill2007Ā ā Nigel SlaterāsĀ The Kitchen DiariesĀ / Express-style recipe books2007Ā āĀ The Fussy Eatersā Recipe Book2007Ā āĀ PreservedĀ (home preserving cookbook)2007Ā ā Christopher HitchensāĀ God Is Not Great2009Ā āĀ The French Laundry Cookbook2014Ā āĀ I Hate Literary AgentsĀ (guide to getting published)2019/2020Ā āĀ Saving MissyĀ by Beth Morrey2020Ā ā Pink rowing gloves2020Ā ā Thames Path walking guide2020Ā ā 11kg weighted blanket2020Ā ā Harrietās own novel,Ā Blood Orange2020Ā ā Jigsaw puzzles (lockdown purchases)Recent yearsĀ ā Poetry collectionsGot a question or a story from your own online shopping history?š§ Email us:Ā tom@toasterpod.comFollow us for clips and behind-the-scenes:š„ YouTube: @mymateboughtatoasteršø Instagram: @toasterpodšµ TikTok: @toasterpodš Facebook: @toasterpod
7. Charlie Higson: James Bond, The Fast Show & Staceyās Gang Bang Wedding
48:46||Season 11, Ep. 7Hello Toasters and welcome back!This week on the show we're finding some home truths about the comedian, actor, writer and Fast Show LEGEND Charlie Higson.What starts with a gardening book quickly leads to a crumbling 14th-century Italian ruin, a brief flirtation with writing anonymous pornography, an obsession with James Bond, and a passionate defence of properly synchronised TV sound which frankly needs to form the basis of a new political party. Along the way Charlie reveals:⢠How he accidentally became the Young James Bond author⢠Why Ian Flemingās family made him remove a dog from Bondās life⢠The truth about restoring a house in southern Italy⢠Why writing fight scenes is harder than writing sex scenes⢠His love of westerns, Bernard Cornwell and Michael Connelly⢠The Fast Show live tour, audience participation, and the strangest thing to happen at an Only Fools and Horses performance⢠Why every writer should spend more time in the bathThereās also discussion of failed greenhouses, cowboy school projects, pub quizzes, ergonomic keyboards, zombie apocalypses and one particularly memorable book called Staceyās Gang Bang Wedding.A genuinely fascinating conversation with one of Britainās most successful comedy writers and bestselling authors.š§ Email the show : tom@toasterpod.comšŗ YouTubeĀ šµ TikTok Ā šø InstagramĀ š FacebookSubscribe, follow, leave a review, and tell a friend who still knows all the words to āSuit You Sirā.
5. Owain Wyn Evans Bought WHAT for 65p?!
50:33||Season 11, Ep. 5We're BACK!This week on the show, Tom is joined by broadcaster, drummer, weather presenter and all-round national treasure, Owain Wyn Evans.With no Amazon account to speak of, we're diving into Owain's eBay history instead - and WHAT a journey it turns out to be.From vintage stage lighting that once toured with rock royalty, to a Ā£300 Britney Spears microphone purchased after a few drinks, Owain reveals the gloriously nerdy purchases that have followed him throughout his life.Along the way we discover how drumming helped him survive a difficult school life, the extraordinary story behind becoming "The Drumming Weatherman", raising millions for Children in Need with his Drumathon, and why a glitter ball on a winch is apparently an absolutely essential household item.There's also vintage furniture, weather presenter fashion tips, life in Wales, life on national radio, and a purchase so utterly ridiculous that it could only bring this episode to a close...An adult costume. A VERY adult costume.WHAT a guest he is - funny, warm and surprisingly revealing about all sorts. As ever we're heading into the things we buy and coming out with ALL SORTS.---š WebsiteĀ šŗ YouTubeĀ šø InstagramĀ šµ TikTokĀ š FacebookĀ ---Got a question, a guest suggestion, a shopping confession, or something ridiculous you've bought online?Email Tom!š§ tom@toasterpod.com---My Mate Bought A Toaster is the podcast where your favourite people relive their lives through their online shopping history.
4. Abi Clarke TOASTED
31:23||Season 11, Ep. 4This week onĀ Toasted, Tom and Beth dive back into the wonderful world of Abi Clarke's shopping history.Among the topics under the toaster grill this week:Why Beth read all threeĀ Fifty Shades of GreyĀ books (and the very specific reason she kept turning the pagesā¦)The increasingly disturbing idea of making cakes in the shape of peopleThe listener whose secretĀ Fifty ShadesĀ collection was accidentally discovered by her daughterHidden rubber ducks, party games and why every gathering should involve a ridiculous challengeThe brilliance ofĀ Ransom NotesĀ and the worldās easiest literary party gameThe greatĀ gilet vs giletĀ pronunciation debate that's possibly not even a debateEurovision super-fans and their elaborate voting conspiraciesAnd finally⦠the delicate question ofĀ How To Poo On A DateĀ Ā Products Mentioned This Week50 Shades of GreyRubber Ducks!Cake Moulds in the Shape of Human Hearts & BrainsHow To Poo On A DateRansom Notes Party GameAnthony Horowitz ā A Deadly EpisodeGot a story, confession, disaster, pronunciation argument or terrible cake creation of your own?š§ Email Tom:Ā tom@toasterpod.comā Also please do rate, review and follow the podcast wherever youāre listening.Coming up next week:Ā broadcaster, drummer and all-round delightĀ Owain Wyn EvansĀ joins Tom for a brilliant trip through his online shopping history. Patreon supporters will get early access very soon, so make sure youāre subscribed.š§ Listen to the fullĀ My Mate Bought a ToasterĀ archive and get bonus content on Patreon.
3. Abi Clarke Bought a BOYFRIEND PILLOW! (and got ghosted by it)
34:24||Season 11, Ep. 3Toasters we are BACK with another romp through someone's online shopping history. It's really the only way to tell a life story, you know. šØ NEW EPISODE šØThis week onĀ My Mate Bought a Toaster, we dive deep into the Amazon purchase history of comedian and internet superstar Abi Clarke⦠and discover baking obsessions, hidden erotica, catastrophic boyfriend pillows and a deeply competitive attitude towards board games. Like DEEPLY competitive. Which we LOVE.Among the discoveries:š Abi once made a fondant CAKE version of her sociology teacherš She panic-bought the entire Fifty Shades trilogy⦠then hid it from her parents in shamešļø A āboyfriend pillowā purchase that ended in emotional devastationš Multiple balaclavas bought for sketch characters⦠all played by Abi herselfš Why her cat is potentially a bigger star than she isPLUS: dating anxiety, disastrous ACL injuries from wrestling comedians, wedding cake pressure, cat litter adverts, and one of the greatest New Yearās Eve party ideas weāve ever heard.ā±ļø BEST BITS:00:04:00 ā Abiās teenage baking obsession00:05:40 ā The cake version of her teacher00:12:00 ā The full Fifty Shades confession00:16:20 ā The tragic boyfriend pillow story00:18:00 ā Abiās all-time favourite board game00:22:00 ā The multiple balaclava mystery00:25:00 ā The cat that earns more than actors00:29:00 ā ACL recovery horror storiesšµ TikTok Ā šøInstagram Ā ā¶ļøYouTubeĀ š Facebookā¤ļø Follow Abi Clarke on Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/abiclarkecomedyAnd keep an eye out for the next episode with broadcaster and drumming meteorologist Owain Wyn Evans ā coming soon, with early access landing first on Patreonā¦Toast xx
2. Nicky Byrne - TOASTED
31:54||Season 11, Ep. 2Hi ToastersWelcome back to the fallout of the Nicky Byrne episode, where we have a ramble through the items topics and vibes which our guest brought to the table. On the show today Tom and Beth discuss:BINSPAINTandANIA MAGLIANO'S DADGet in touch with the show - tom@toasterpod.comSee you next week for Abi Clarke!Toast xTikTok Ā Instagram Ā YouTubeĀ New Episodes every ThursdayĀ
1. Nicky Byrne buys the stools for Westlife! CONFIRMED!
50:30||Season 11, Ep. 1TOASTERS ASSEMBLE!Hello and welcome back to series eleven would you believešļø This week we kick off with a pop star's shopping history. That's right, it's the glorious Nicky Byrne from off of Westlife and Eurovision and just generally being an ace human being. We discover the TRUTH about the famous Westlife stools⦠and that's just the start. We go from velvet rehearsal stools and Eurovision nerves to secret Westlife reunions and the big choices you have to make when you're sorting your bins out. A deep dive into a superstar's shopping history with some glorious side chat about one of the biggest boybands of all time.Nicky talks about:⢠How Westlife really got their name⢠The moment the boys secretly reunited after years apart⢠Why the āstanding up from stoolsā thing accidentally became iconic⢠Representing Ireland at Eurovision⢠The pressure of fame, touring, and life in a boy band⢠Why he painted his front wall before the Westlife reunion meetingDon't forget to give us a follow on your nearest social media platform. We need your love out there on those terrible places. We're on all the usuals.See you soon for a Toasted episode, and the brilliant Abi Clarke who is along next time.TOAST OUT xxTikTok Ā Instagram Ā YouTubeĀ
Series 11 INCOMING!
02:16||Season 11, Ep. 0OMG Toasters it's been a minute. How ARE you? Good news - we're back soon with a brand new set of fabulous guests ready for us to take a deep dive into their online purchase stories. This series we've got, amongst others:NICKY CHAPMAN!NICKI BYRNE!AND LOTS OF OTHER PEOPLE NOT CALLED NICKY!It's all starting on May 14th with the fantastic Nicky Byrne. And if you're feeling fancy you can always jump on our Patreon this second and subscribe for as little as £3 for some early access to that episode. Let's get snooping!Team Toast xxTikTok  Instagram  YouTube Patreon