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My Mate Bought A Toaster
Susannah Constantine
Season 2, Ep. 32
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Ok cards on the table - you'll already love Susannah because she's a total broadcasting legend. But prepare to love her even more. Get ready for some cracking advice re bedding, abs, insane water filters, back nobbers and much much more. Enjoy!
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30. Sophie McCartney finds a GHOST on her Amazon journey...
45:49||Season 9, Ep. 30Hello Toasters!It's that time of the week - we need to once more dive into someone's Amazon account and find out who they really, truly are.This week: Sophie McCartney! Judging from her Amazon history she's a wig wearing, Beagle losing comedian with a truly TERRIFYING ghost story and even more frightening accounting system. She's on tour too - check her out here!We'll be back on Thursday with another Toasting of today's guest, so any questions or points you've got or EVEN amazing Amazon histories then get in touch with us on tom@toasterpod.com!Thanks then bye now bye bye bye xxxTikTok Instagram YouTube New Episodes every Tuesday and Thursday29. THE LIVE ONE
42:31||Season 9, Ep. 29The live one is here! Several months ago we recorded the show LIVE at the Hen & Chickens Theatre in Highbury, London.And this is the (quite heavily edited) result!Imagine if we took people out of the audience and just started asking them questions about their Amazon Purchase History! IMAGINE!We've done just that and the results, it has to be said, are staggeringly good.We welcome Lizzy and Matthew today and they take us into discussions of Champagne noses, planking through lockdown and where does each Spice Girl go on the political spectrum? All that and more...Here's the thing, too - we're doing this all live again very soon. Tuesday 20th May, to be precise. At 9pm, in Angel Islington.If you'd like to join us then grab a ticket NOW from HERE!Also do check out the following podcasts:Bit Fit, Bit Funny is GREATLife After Jazz Hands is also EXCELLENT.And that's it for now! See you next week for more?Toast xTikTok Instagram YouTube New Episodes every Tuesday and Thursday28. DALE ELLIOTT JR lets us into his Amazon account for 1 hour
42:01||Season 9, Ep. 28Hi!Look it's Dale Elliott Jr and he's let us slip into his Amazon for a little mooch about. What will we find? A man who loved sleeping at school, running towards LA, and then finding us - and his mum - waiting for him in the UK.Hair removal, wristbands, a cashbox and huge earrings await. Enjoy!See you next week ToastersToast xTikTok Instagram YouTube New Episodes every Tuesday and ThursdayJOE SWASH: TOASTED
32:15|Hello and welcome to some extra bonus Toaster action.On this sidecar (spinoff is so over-used) podcast Tom is joined by his wife, the writer Beth Morrey, to go over some of the products, topics and moments from the previous episode. Starting with Joe Swash, they take a deep(ish) dive into some of his purchases which as promised are available to buy here!The Tongue Scraper! Star Shaped Cucumbers!Sweat Workout Vest!Also, thanks to listener Sharon Ely for finding THIS gem in her shopping history!Email the show if you've found something MAD in your shopping history, too! We'll tell the world and toast, definitely not roast, what you've been buying.It's tom@toasterpod.comSee you next Tuesday for the brilliant Dale Elliot Jr!Toast xxTikTok Instagram YouTube New Episodes every Tuesday and Thursday27. Joe Swash has an online shopping ADDICTION
57:18||Season 9, Ep. 27This week we catch up with superstar actor and presenter Joe Swash who let us take a deep dive into his online shopping history.And, ohhhh, the things we found and the conversations we ended up having.We talked hair fibres, self-tanning with your mother-in-law, how to survive your first few days on Eastenders and - most importantly - why buying your wife a tongue scraper could save your marriage.Plastic poos, fishing, high end kitchen towel and how a perfume clone definitely isn't fake perfume. It's just a clone.The new Stacey and Joe documentary is available NOW on iplayer and it's brilliant. Here's a link, look.And don't forget to dive into our back catalogue. Stephen Merchant, Katherine Ryan, Adam Buxton, Tim Key, Andi Peters and loads more just sitting here waiting for you to have a listen. Enjoy!See you Thursday for some EXTRA content, you lucky things.Till thenToast xxTikTok Instagram YouTube New Episodes every Tuesday and Thursday26. The Secret Mums reveal their Amazon SECRETS!!
52:12||Season 9, Ep. 26Hi and welcome back to another Amazon snoopThis week Soph and Emma join Tom as he has a right old nose through both of their Amazon accounts. And of course Emma's partner Steffan, who absolutely wasn't on the show but sort of gets the Toaster Treatment anyway. Expect a riot of parenting, Warhammer and eggs. And more!Oh - and possibly the best item we've seen on the show in a while. HEADLIGHTS FOR CROCS, anyone?And don't forget to check out our socials and YouTubes and TikToks and all the bits. Links below.See you next week forDRUM ROLLJOE SWASH!LatersToast x TikTok Instagram YouTube New Episodes every Thursday25. Helen Bauer's SHOPPED!
46:00||Season 9, Ep. 25Alright Toasters?Welcome back to another chapter of boughtobiography joy here at Toaster Towers.Our guest this week allowing Tom to roam through their online shopping life like some kind of Amazon intruder, is the hilarious Helen Bauer.We discuss such hot topics as New Years Eve 2009, how stand-up punchlines are just a loud noise AND why Berlin is a really good place to hide.As ever you can contact the show - we're collating your weirdest Amazon Purchases. Drop us an email! Tom@toasterpod.comTikTok Instagram YouTube New Episodes every ThursdayMy Mate Bought a HOUSE?
43:39|A bonus bit of Toaster for your Monday (you're welcome).Welcome to the first in a new set of bonus episodes where we explore the shopping histories of people who aren't necessarily entertainers.If there's one thing we've learned on this show, it's that financial mayhem and spontaneous shopping makes for great episodes. But is it only comics and actors and showbiz types who spend like idiots and buy ridiculous things?We thought we'd put this to the test, so we invited Mr Brian Byrnes - a real life actual financial adviser - to see what someone's shopping history looks like when they're, you know, sensible. Do they still buy complete nonsense and spend badly like the rest of us?I mean no spoilers but it turns out yep pretty much.Find out more about Moneybox here!We're back on Thursday with Helen Bauer. She's not a financial adviser.Lots of loveTeam Toast24. Chelcee Grimes reveals how ONE football match changed her LIFE!
58:50||Season 9, Ep. 24Hi!Welcome along to another episode of My Mate Bought A Toaster, where this week the singer, songwriter, footballer and keen Pokemon collector Chelcee Grimes is this week under the shopping spotlight.Prepare for a journey spanning plectrums to piercings, goals to girls, and Liverpool to London and back.Chelcee has done it all, bought a lot of watch straps, and you'll get the feeling after listening to this that she's only just getting started. Thanks for listening and as ever don't forget to hop over to our social channels where you can actually see as well as hear all this Amazon snooping. See you next Thursday, yeah?Toast xxPS - today's episode is brought to you by the brand new book from author Beth Morrey. Get your copy HERE and SPLASH THE PATRIARCHY!TikTok Instagram YouTube New Episodes every Thursday