This Side of the Hill

The trio are reunited just in time for The Valley’s final reunion episode and are fully recovered from the plague which left both Jason and Jared scarred. They discuss Janet & Jared’s recent queso cooking video and the bizarre comments that come with going viral. Jared shares a shocking new discovery regarding a certain generation’s intelligence (no shade) and how the ‘kinda chic’ trend is officially dead. They also chat about the pros and cons of living on the west side of Los Angeles and the price one pays for an ocean, or canal, view. Jared reveals how and why he was recognized at an Apple TV event, alongside Stephen Root, aka Milton from Office Space. The Capernas share how the Arby’s food truck ended up at their home and Jason explains why he was saving himself for marriage and for Arby's. The gang also discuss Dylan Sprouse & Barbara Palvin’s meet cute, Tyga’s zero rated new AI slop album and the alleged lookalikes performing for Lil Wayne, Usher and Akon. 

The trio are reunited, albeit still on Zoom, for a quick catch up as Jared continues healing while Janet is fresh off a fun filled overnight to Vegas. Jason gets the scoop on his wife's and best friend's millennial music listening habits, after Janet got a once in a lifetime experience meeting the Backstreet Boys. She reveals why she was kicked out of her first Backstreet concert and shares how the boyband reacted to the story. The co hosts then discuss their friend Brittany's recent People Magazine exclusive & Watch What Happens Live appearance. They give their perspective on the betrayal and backlash, use the word "allegedly" a lot, and find the silver lining buried in the chaos. Lastly, the group talk about certain online comments, who's behind them and why cruel people thrive without the use of nuance and critical thinking skills.

Jared is still recovering and still has a lot to say before kicking off the weekend. He dives into ASAP Rocky's rescinded design request, Suri dropping her surname "Cruise", and Ariana Grande's upcoming break. Jared discusses Jason Derulo's online offer to promote his song and why social media exposure doesn't pay the bills. He dives into the mechanics of major pop superstardom and why taking a break can mean a big loss for music's biggest names. Jared shares his adoration of Nicole Kidman and is giddy over her newfound romance and new movie. He side eyes supermodel Miranda Kerr's dietary restrictions and wonders what century she wants to eat in. Jared also dives into the confusing career of Gen Z pop girlie Tate McRae, wondering if she deserves the Britney comparisons and if her fans are called Tater Tots. He also shares some fascinating lore surrounding the state of Utah and what else it's known for beyond Mormonism and dirty sodas.

Jared is back again celebrating Friday, the last day of July and Janet's birthday. Jared starts off sharing the bizarre piece of mail he just received, featuring disgraced beauty YouTuber James Charles, and ponders the purpose behind it. He also discusses his age restrictions on Hinge dating and why he follows the made up "Ten Year Rule". Jared recaps Netflix's latest true crime series "The Idaho Murders: A College Nightmare" and reads an extended transcript from one of the victim impact statements that is both heartbreaking and extremely powerful. Inspired by his fear of flying, Jared examines Benny Blanco's journey across the Atlantic to see Selena Gomez in Europe for her birthday, while revealing his own rituals and regulations before getting on an aircraft. He shares details about the five famous Blue Zones and how these very specific areas are home to some of the healthiest (and oldest) people on planet earth. Thanks to Tik Tok he discovers the shocking truth about tourist shop Hermit Crabs and the people dedicated to making life happier for the popular crustaceans. Along the way Jared remembers his brick sized Nokia phone, reveals why horror is not a scary genre of film & recalls the copyright law surrounding the Happy Birthday song.

Janet and Jared are bright eyed and bushy tailed & feeling inspired by the viral nun podcast. The "sisters" are breaking down all things reunion looks: from the cost of jewelry, to Bravo men not wearing socks and what it's really like working with a stylist. Jared discusses Jason's comment section and Jason's refreshing reaction to homophobic trolls. This leads to a chat about Libras and their one fatal flaw. The duo dive into USA Today's official Top Ten Fast Food Chains list with shock, awe and excitement. Janet also explains how she easily spent $20 a day on McDonalds breakfast whilst pregnant. A story about billionaire Warren Buffet's stolen credit card reminds Janet of her time working for a high net worth individual and the Miranda Priestly like rules that ensued. Jared slams Elon Musk for his highly embarrassing interview with the British press and wonders how someone with so much potential can turn into such a pathetic loser. The bffs discuss the sinkholes in West Hollywood, the devastation it caused and the outlandish conspiracies it created. Janet calls out Jared for his recent discovery of a 15 year old song and his disbelief in male musicians. The pair also discuss tips for using food apps, delivery vs pick up people and a bizarre trend of evangelical men creating homoerotic gyms to keep their eyes off of women.

Jared is celebrating Friday with a bonus episode full of celeb drama, Tik Tok confusion and behind the scenes of some real Hollywood activities. First up Jared dives into Katy Perry's happiness with a former politician, shares details about Brangelina's kids ditching their dad's last name and how Angelina bonded with Gizelle from Bravo's The Real Housewives of Potomac. He also looks at Robert Pattinson and Anna Faris' careers as they get ready to release their new film based on Chris Hansen and the show To Catch A Predator. Jared reveals what it was like meeting Anna and her movies he can't live without. He dives into the social media algorithm after learning about plausible deniability and a poorly crafted wedding dress. There's also restaurant drama as it's revealed certain establishments are buying in bulk from Costco, but claiming the food as their own fresh made delicacies. Jared reveals details from Bad Bunny's final stop on his world tour, with special correspondence all the way from Brussels, Belgium. Among other things, the very chatty host describes witnessing movie magic being made right in front of his and Janet's eyes and the joy of the Encino Chili's.Full Episodes Every Wednesday

Jason is back alongside Janet and Jared, although Janet does depart midway through to tend to their restless toddler, but the gossip goes off and the lore runs deep. The trio discuss their visit to the Monster Truck Rally and its unique fandom. Jason shares what it's like being a second tier Bravolebrity at a jam packed concert and the demographic that seem to be locked into The Valley. Jared and Janet recap their fun filled dinner with the legendary UK presenter Denise Welch & Orange County Housewife Shannon Beador. Jared recounts his first run in with reality TV and Ms. Beador at a Drag Queen Bingo event like no other. Jared shares his newfound knowledge about the UK's cruel stand up comedy scene to the surprise of Jason. Jared also is demanding some privacy from one Reese Witherspoon whilst mourning the death of Macho Man Randy Savage. Jason fills in the last bit of details regarding The World Cup and Jared fills in the details about the disastrous half time performance and the alleged Madonna slight. Lastly the pair discuss The Odyssey film and the importance of not letting the hype ruin the fun of a good old fashioned summer blockbuster.

It's a Friday special bonus episode: Jared is flying solo to clear his mind and his internet browser after being chronically online and chronically in love. Jared dives into the Reddit chaos to settle a battle between Britney Spears & Taylor Swift, the fascinating people who believe they're trapped in the literal 'Matrix' and the wonderful world of NPCs. Jared sheds light on his time running around with the paparazzi, meeting Rihanna and realizing how scummy the photographers truly are. He also discusses the epic rise of the Heated Rivalry stars and how that show is impacting views on soccer players during the World Cup. Jared reveals his undying love for Jude Bellingham and Erling Haaland whilst pondering if their sweet and confident masculinity can truly challenge the toxic 'Red Pilled' misogyny that is so prevalent with many American men. He also breaks down some tropes he's noticed on the Hinge dating app and thinks it might be exclusive to Los Angeles. He also reveals his two favorite makeup products that bring on summer bronze without a burn and wonders if they would sponsor this very podcast. Full Episodes of This Side of the Hill every Wednesday.