The Math of You


Episode 023: Steve Irwin, Wildlife and Clever Girls, feat. Helena Hart

Ep. 23

Host of Animal Crackers and co-host of Journey Into Misery Helena Hart is here to discuss Steve Irwin, animals, dinosaurs, and, well, lots of other stuff. We go on a lot of tangents. Along the way, we discuss how to deal with co-workers who have spotted you chasing a bug, how the capercaillie is the wrecking ball of the tetraonidae family, and the real secret to avoiding crocodile attacks.  Signature Cocktail: the Explorer’s Downfall  When lost in the jungle, it is important to stay hydrated, and you can always follow the ants to find your way out.  4 ice cubes 1/3 cup pineapple chunks 1 sprig of mint, leave only 1/2oz Apricot Brandy 1oz Rum 1 1/2oz fresh lime juice Combine all ingredients in blender until smooth and slushy. Garnish with lime wedge and a sprig of mint.  Follow Helena on Twitter at @hachiee, follow the show at @TheMathOfYou, and my wacky adventures at @lokified. If you'd like to be a guest on the show, send an email to  If you like the music on the show, go to

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