The Math of You

Senior Reporter for Decider.com and host of Must Have Seen TV podcast Brett White returns to the Math of You. Along the course of this conversation, we discuss having eyes too blue for Doris Day, having your military specialty be Irving Berlin, and gently uncovering the hidden stories of your gay elders.Signature Cocktail: The Hayden RorkeGuaranteed to put the genie back into your bottle.1 1/4oz orange curaçao1 1/4oz orange juice1/4oz gin1/4oz brandy Orange bittersRinse glass with bitters. Shake ingredients with ice to combine. Strain into a prepared glass..Follow Brett on Twitter at @BrettWhite, follow the show at @TheMathOfYou, and my wacky adventures at @lokified. If you'd like to be a guest on the show, send an email to themathofyou@gmail.com.If you like the music on the show, go to bit.ly/TheMathOfYou

Co-host of the Unfriendly Black Hotties Kamille Washington is here to talk about Mortal Kombat. Along the way, we discuss finding your queer woman root in Outworld, getting your teachers to care about Mortal Monday, and the perfect fusion of art and commerce.Signature Cocktail: the MileenaWho cares if you started as a palette swap? Do your own thing, and do it with a smile.3/4oz bourbon3/4oz green chartreuse3/4oz Campari3/4oz lemon juiceCombine ingredients in a shaker full of ice, shake vigorously and strain into a cocktail glass.Follow Kamille on Twitter at @thatblasiangirl, follow the show at @TheMathOfYou, and my wacky adventures at @lokified. If you'd like to be a guest on the show, send an email to themathofyou@gmail.com.If you like the music on the show, go to bit.ly/TheMathOfYou

Archaeologist and comedian KC Martin-Stone is here to talk about well, archaeology, and Australian wildlife. Along the way, we discuss the times when nature is too beautiful to be tasteful, how to scream with your mouth closed, and how the flies may be bad, but the butterflies are good.Signature Cocktail: the Wandering CrackleIf you’re going to go, make sure to leave a well-pickled corpse, for future generations.3/4oz spiced rum3/4oz chocolate liqueur3/4oz coconut rum1/3oz cream1/3oz coconut cream1/4oz chocolate syrupCocoa powder for garnishCombine ingredients in a shaker full of ice, shake vigorously and strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with cocoa powder.Follow KC on Twitter at @KCMartinStone, follow the show at @TheMathOfYou, and my wacky adventures at @lokified. If you'd like to be a guest on the show, send an email to themathofyou@gmail.com.If you like the music on the show, go to bit.ly/TheMathOfYou

Writer, musician and Associate Editorial Director for Planned Parenthood Seb Deken is here to discuss opera and classical music. Along the way, we discuss the dangers of graduation neckgear, what pizza chain to eat at before the symphony, and music that runs the gamut from Stupid to Inexplicable.Signature Cocktail: the Madame MaoLet me be a grain of sand in heaven’s eye, and I shall taste eternal joy.For the Simple Syrup1/2cup water1/2cup sugar1/2inch fresh ginger, sliced3 springs rosemaryFor the drink:3oz grapefruit juice1oz rosemary ginger syrup3oz sparkling waterrosemary for garnishBuild cocktail ingredients over ice, and stir. Garnish with sprig of rosemary.Follow Seb on Twitter at @sebsational, follow the show at @TheMathOfYou, and my wacky adventures at @lokified. If you'd like to be a guest on the show, send an email to themathofyou@gmail.com.If you like the music on the show, go to bit.ly/TheMathOfYou

Sociologist Kai McKinney and Megan Boba of Garden Plots with Skeletor & the NXT Wrestling Fan are here to discuss, of all things, this show. Along the way, we discuss how to fake like you know a thing, sports stories told by old people in barber shops, and how to accept a gift.Sadly, this is only half an episode, due to technical issues, but I'll have Kai and Bob back soon.Signature Cocktail: the Ward NineThe other eight wards were too secret to be released. 2oz Irish Whiskey3/4oz orange juice3/4oz lemon juice1/4oz simple syrup1/6oz grenadine1 egg white Shake all ingredients without ice, then add ice and shake again until combined. Strain into chilled glass. Follow Megan Bob on Twitter at @meganbobness, follow the show at @TheMathOfYou, and my wacky adventures at @lokified. If you'd like to be a guest on the show, send an email to themathofyou@gmail.com.If you like the music on the show, go to bit.ly/TheMathOfYou

Comic book writer & cohost of War Rocket Ajax, Apocrypals, Sailor Business & Xena Warrior Business Chris Sims is here to discuss Mickey’s Christmas Carol & A Charlie Brown Christmas. Along the way, we discuss what to call a McFlurry that doesn’t flurry, St Paul Minnesota’s famous two-and-a-half-foot tall sadness wall, and the only ethical fantasticatrillionaire.If you want to hear the War Rocket Ajax Christmas Draft Special with Matt Fraction & John Darnielle, go here: https://warrocketajax.libsyn.com/episode-528-the-christmas-mix-draftacular-f-john-darnielle-and-matt-fractionWe also mention Chris’ episode of Into It with Elle Collins where he talks about Christmas. Go listen here: http://intoitpodcasts.com/podcast/2014/12/15/into-it-9-christmas-with-chris-simsSignature Cocktail: the French 75A new year, a fresh start, and staying the fuck c GInnai home, goddamnit. 1 1/2oz gin1 1/2tsp powdered sugar1/2oz lemon juice2 1/2oz brut champagneCombine lemon and sugar in base of shaker until combined. Add gin and shake with ice. Strain into chilled glass and add champagne. Follow Chris on Twitter at @theisb, follow the show at @TheMathOfYou, and my wacky adventures at @lokified. If you'd like to be a guest on the show, send an email to themathofyou@gmail.com.If you like the music on the show, go to bit.ly/TheMathOfYou