The Creep Dive

This week on The Creep Dive, Jen goes fully intergalactic spiral as she uncovers the extremely unsettling fact that black holes are making noises and not just weird cosmic static, but literal sound waves that AI has now decoded.NASA picked up a low, eerie moan coming from the Perseus cluster. Totally normal black hole behaviour? Apparently, yes. But when researchers turned their attention to Sagittarius A* the one at the centre of our galaxy it got real weird. Because not only is it spinning almost as fast as physically possible… it’s also spinning directly at us. Like it knows we’re watching.Add in some machine-learned harmonics, error-correcting code embedded in the laws of physics, and a general feeling that the universe might actually be a highly efficient rendered lie, and suddenly Simulation Theory isn’t just something Elon Musk says to make dinner parties worse.Come spiral with us.Wanna hear what a black hole actually sounds like?Wanna spiral deeper into the cosmic void without ad breaks interrupting your existential crisis?Support us on www.Patreon.com/TheCreepDive and get full episodes, bonus weirdness, ad-free spirals and maybe… just maybe… a glimpse beyond the veil.(Or at the very least, behind Jen’s eyeballs as she absolutely loses it over time not being real.)

This week on The Creep Dive, it's a buffet of the bizarre: severed toes in ritual boxes, piglets with faces, and the return of the man who shagged a seagull. Jen relives her worm trauma, Cassie makes a public service announcement for maggot fans, and Sophie shares the story of the woman who took a metal-core butt plug into an MRI machine... with disastrous results. We’ve got baby pigs washing up in the Philippines with faces, lobsters in Air Max, skeletons in wetsuits, and a skipping cat man terrorizing a UK beach town. Plus: a feel-good Aussie lotto tale with an actual twist ending that’ll have you questioning the laws of luck.All that, and lots (and lots) of bum talk.👉 Want to listen ad-free, get early episodes, and support our disgusting habits? Join us on Patreon.com/TheCreepDive 💕

This week, Sophie’s “in prison” (allegedly), Cassie’s back from bum chaos, and we spiral into everything from weaver fish attacks on Irish beaches to the quicksand that will kill you, the lake that silently murdered thousands, a snake-handling cult that won’t stop dying, and why Bigfoot is basically a daddy issue. It’s a hot mess of creeps, chaos, and killer nature – just how we like it.Want the full episode ad-free, bonus creeps, and behind-the-scenes of Sophie’s “jail time”? 👉 patreon.com/thecreepdive

Cassie’s out sick (we send love!), but the chaos continues. This week on The Creep Dive, Jen and Sophie spiral from baby oil conspiracies to freak-off updates in the Diddy trial (guilty, somewhat), before tumbling into the mind-bending saga of Velocity Gnome: a multi-year prank that turned one man’s life into a real-life sci-fi opera, complete with shadowy quests, secret codes, and a rock musical about him—without his consent. It’s creepy, hilarious, and peak internet.✨ Get this episode ad-free plus hundreds of exclusive bonus episodes on Patreon: patreon.com/thecreepdive. Support the pod, never be without creep, and join our deeply unserious but dedicated cult.

This week, the girls go deep into the seedy underbelly of the internet: Tattle Life. From anonymous trolls with vendettas to the shocking unmasking of the man behind it all—this is a dive into digital drama, online cruelty, and the £1 million lawsuit that might finally bring it all down. Featuring influencer chaos, Clemmie Hooper’s meltdown, and a philosophical rant about capitalism (obviously).Want it ad-free? Support us on Patreon and get this episode plus loads more: www.patreon.com/thecreepdive

This week on The Creep Dive, we’re rifling through relics, risqué robberies, and ridiculous retellings. Cass brings us the tale of Rose Dugdale, the British debutante who said “no thanks” to the tiara and “yes please” to the IRA—pulling off Ireland’s biggest art heist in a corridor-loving mansion. Then Sophie whisks us back into the murky mystery of Sherry Panini, who disappeared for 22 days and came back with a whole new origin story… again.Also featuring: nun-married foreskins, grim gramophones, Titanic survival hypotheticals, and one very cursed board game idea. Get this episode ad-free, and a brand new Patreon episode every week over on www.patreon.com/thecreepdive

This week on The Creep Dive, Jen takes us deep into the intoxicating mystery of the Voynich Manuscript. Is it a 600-year-old coded guide to female health? A Renaissance troll’s masterpiece? Or the deranged scribblings of a time traveller off their tits on medieval mushrooms? With baffling botany, star signs that don’t match our skies, and naked women passing herbs in goo pools—this manuscript has the CIA, codebreakers and creeps everywhere stumped. Also: monkey abductions, meth raccoons, and an empanada-fuelled gang massacre.Get this episode sans ads plus hundreds of exclusive episodes every Thursday over on patreon.com/thecreepdive. It's creepier, cleaner, and definitely more unhinged in there. Come join us.

Cassie's off this week — we miss her and send big love ❤️ — but on we must go on. We start with an update on the jaw-dropping Diddy trial (yes, necrophilia is mentioned ), then veer into haunted hide-and-seek championships, competitive masturbators, and a hiker whose red hair literally saved her life. It's chaos, it's creepy, it's everything you love.🔕 Want ad-free episodes and access to hundreds of exclusive deep dives? Join us on Patreon — it’s weird, it’s juicy, it’s where the real freaks hang out.

This week on The Creep Dive, Sophie takes us deep into the bone-chilling case of Rosario Porto and Alfonso Basterra—the golden couple of Santiago who adopted a brilliant little girl, then slowly, disturbingly, betrayed her in the most unthinkable way. From obsessive parenting and secret sedatives to a murder investigation riddled with lies, this story is as baffling as it is horrifying. Plus, we unpack the Camogie skort protest that made headlines this week.Want this episode completely ad-free and get bonus episodes every Thursday?Support us on www.Patreon.com/TheCreepDive – where the real creeps come out to play.