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Influencers, Incels & Idiots: The Couple Too Stupid To Get Away With Murder

We’ve got stupidity, sociopathy, TikTok fame hunger, forged insurance papers, designer handbags, mouldy weed plants, and the most bungled murder plot since Cain and Abel discovered DIY.


Lucy and Oliver the Bonnie & Clyde for people who can’t read instructions decide they want to be rich and famous and not work and not be held accountable for the death of that lad Oliver killed in a drink-driving crash. So they reinvest, rebrand, and re-delude themselves into a PPE empire, a nightclub in the Bahamas, and a plan to get a half-million dollars from a cocaine kingpin without ever paying him back.

Enter: Tyler and Jordan the coke-dealing entrepreneur and his pregnant girlfriend who should have been their business allies… except Lucy had a better plan, which was: kill them for their money and somehow get away with it through the power of vibes.


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