The Creep Dive

Charlie Kirk’s assassination gets the full Creep Dive autopsy: Candace Owens’ spirals, the Snake Eyes coincidences that feel scripted, and the head-wreck of the “no exit wound” chat. Plus: Everest show-offs, a Scottish forest cult… and the interstellar oddball 3I/ATLAS — the comet with weird chemistry and a whiff of “is it a probe?” energy. It’s messy, mad, and very us.Want this ad-free — plus our bonus mini on 3I/ATLAS, the “is-it-just-a-comet?” comet? Join us on Patreon for the full feed without ads, weekly extras, and early ticket drops. www.patreon.com/thecreepdive

A little decapitation, a little hacking, a lot of Aldi. This week, Jen brings the gripping and completely deranged true story of the 1971 Aldi Kidnapping featuring one billionaire in a carpet burrito, seven imaginary accomplices, and the German tax office saying “absolutely not.” Then takes us through the tragic and shocking tale of Jonathan James, the teenage hacker who broke into NASA and the Pentagon before being hounded by the FBI.We wraps things up with a chilly delight: the real-life Frozen Grandad of Colorado who’s been lying on a bed of dry ice for 30 years and the town that built a festival around his freezer coffin.show link -- https://laughterlounge.com/products/creep-dive-live-the-creep-before-christmas-tuesday-9th-december-2025?utm_source=copyToPasteBoard&utm_medium=product-links&utm_content=webListen ad-free and support your favourite filth merchants on patreon.com/thecreepdive

This week on The Creep Dive, we bring you the incredible true story of an Irish woman who clawed her way out of her own grave and calmly walked home, a man whose dramatic kidnapping turned out to be nothing more than an elaborate excuse for a solo bender, and the horrifying case of a teenage girl who survived a brutal attack where both of her arms were hacked off and went on to face her attacker in court. We also unravel the psychological nightmare of Derren Brown’s most disturbing TV experiment, where he convinced a man the world had ended. To hear episodes like this ad-free, plus a juicy bonus drop every week, head to patreon.com/thecreepdive

AI-induced psychosis. DIY castration surgeons. And a Florida couple flogging golden tickets to heaven. It’s a buffet of madness this week on The Creep Dive, as Jen, Sophie and Cassie spiral through strange science, online obsession, and some truly unhinged crimes. Also: octopuses are forming societies, and we are officially terrified.Want it ad-free and an extra weekly episode !? Support us on Patreon.com/thecreepdive

This week on The Creep Dive, Jen goes fully intergalactic spiral as she uncovers the extremely unsettling fact that black holes are making noises and not just weird cosmic static, but literal sound waves that AI has now decoded.NASA picked up a low, eerie moan coming from the Perseus cluster. Totally normal black hole behaviour? Apparently, yes. But when researchers turned their attention to Sagittarius A* the one at the centre of our galaxy it got real weird. Because not only is it spinning almost as fast as physically possible… it’s also spinning directly at us. Like it knows we’re watching.Add in some machine-learned harmonics, error-correcting code embedded in the laws of physics, and a general feeling that the universe might actually be a highly efficient rendered lie, and suddenly Simulation Theory isn’t just something Elon Musk says to make dinner parties worse.Come spiral with us.Wanna hear what a black hole actually sounds like?Wanna spiral deeper into the cosmic void without ad breaks interrupting your existential crisis?Support us on www.Patreon.com/TheCreepDive and get full episodes, bonus weirdness, ad-free spirals and maybe… just maybe… a glimpse beyond the veil.(Or at the very least, behind Jen’s eyeballs as she absolutely loses it over time not being real.)

This week on The Creep Dive, it's a buffet of the bizarre: severed toes in ritual boxes, piglets with faces, and the return of the man who shagged a seagull. Jen relives her worm trauma, Cassie makes a public service announcement for maggot fans, and Sophie shares the story of the woman who took a metal-core butt plug into an MRI machine... with disastrous results. We’ve got baby pigs washing up in the Philippines with faces, lobsters in Air Max, skeletons in wetsuits, and a skipping cat man terrorizing a UK beach town. Plus: a feel-good Aussie lotto tale with an actual twist ending that’ll have you questioning the laws of luck.All that, and lots (and lots) of bum talk.👉 Want to listen ad-free, get early episodes, and support our disgusting habits? Join us on Patreon.com/TheCreepDive 💕

This week, Sophie’s “in prison” (allegedly), Cassie’s back from bum chaos, and we spiral into everything from weaver fish attacks on Irish beaches to the quicksand that will kill you, the lake that silently murdered thousands, a snake-handling cult that won’t stop dying, and why Bigfoot is basically a daddy issue. It’s a hot mess of creeps, chaos, and killer nature – just how we like it.Want the full episode ad-free, bonus creeps, and behind-the-scenes of Sophie’s “jail time”? 👉 patreon.com/thecreepdive

Cassie’s out sick (we send love!), but the chaos continues. This week on The Creep Dive, Jen and Sophie spiral from baby oil conspiracies to freak-off updates in the Diddy trial (guilty, somewhat), before tumbling into the mind-bending saga of Velocity Gnome: a multi-year prank that turned one man’s life into a real-life sci-fi opera, complete with shadowy quests, secret codes, and a rock musical about him—without his consent. It’s creepy, hilarious, and peak internet.✨ Get this episode ad-free plus hundreds of exclusive bonus episodes on Patreon: patreon.com/thecreepdive. Support the pod, never be without creep, and join our deeply unserious but dedicated cult.

This week, the girls go deep into the seedy underbelly of the internet: Tattle Life. From anonymous trolls with vendettas to the shocking unmasking of the man behind it all—this is a dive into digital drama, online cruelty, and the £1 million lawsuit that might finally bring it all down. Featuring influencer chaos, Clemmie Hooper’s meltdown, and a philosophical rant about capitalism (obviously).Want it ad-free? Support us on Patreon and get this episode plus loads more: www.patreon.com/thecreepdive