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AI Decoded Space. It’s a Bit Too Perfect.
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This week on The Creep Dive, Jen goes fully intergalactic spiral as she uncovers the extremely unsettling fact that black holes are making noises and not just weird cosmic static, but literal sound waves that AI has now decoded.
NASA picked up a low, eerie moan coming from the Perseus cluster. Totally normal black hole behaviour? Apparently, yes. But when researchers turned their attention to Sagittarius A* the one at the centre of our galaxy it got real weird. Because not only is it spinning almost as fast as physically possible… it’s also spinning directly at us. Like it knows we’re watching.
Add in some machine-learned harmonics, error-correcting code embedded in the laws of physics, and a general feeling that the universe might actually be a highly efficient rendered lie, and suddenly Simulation Theory isn’t just something Elon Musk says to make dinner parties worse.
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