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Licence to Drill

Ep. 134

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This week we learn about the life expectancy of Land Snails and how that directly affects one of the hosts. We discuss Cheese-orcisms and Keri tells of the time she turned into the fastest woman on earth.


You can also reserve a seat for Ambridge's HOTTEST XXX movie and/or shake and stir yourselves to a quantum of Archers' Bond titles.


In between The Cure and 007, we discussed:


Canny Lad : So it was HENRY painting the village red!

Push the Button : Tilly makes a Guinea Pig of George's romantic plans.

Kitchen Fightmares : Grey Gables' Head of Food is a big Tell-Tale-Tit (pass it on)


The Cure in Orange : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXvEVl9MFB4


Barmbrack charm guide : https://www.irishpost.com/life-style/irish-halloween-traditions-items-hidden-inside-bairin-breac-mean-172872


Father Liam Deliverance and his incredibly high building and furniture standards : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGo8zXLg_8Y


Go see Ryan (Our Lee) as Prince Charming in Cinderella : https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/darlingtonpantomime?fbclid=PAAaZkJlX0KgZQJo2_hn6z_KQS0CWSyDIkwqnSKmFdPdUPJ2aR57hyqhmXf0k


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