The Cider Shed

Hi all you lovely folk.A big welcome and thank you to new Patrons: Daniela, Helen and David.Join Keri and Matthew this week as they attempt to get Borsetshire Water on the blower, dream up the ultimate crowd-puller for The Bull and they look into the unknown terror of Ambridge's very own Bermuda (Cheese) Triangle.The toppings this week include:Toss Off : This competition sounds like a load of crepe.Thanks a Brunch : Natasha flips at Fallon's new venture.Unlicensed to Gill : Lilian and Justin get a sprinkle of justice.Fast Love : Is Lynda really feeling it?Produced by Matthew WeirEagle vs Shark trailer : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OrmOuC-aUYBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Email us at: hello@thecidershed.comChat with us on Bluesky : https://bsky.app/profile/thecidershedpod.bsky.socialJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=enAI is used to create parts of this podcast. There, now we can't be shafted.

A big welcome to new Patrons: Paul, Claudia and Catherine and a big up to long time Patron Helen.Join us this week as we try to pick the right housesitting service, we plan a little cosmetic alteration round the back and we consider a trip down Panama way for one of Wayne's signature pancakes.Now, somewhere on this remote control is the button for:Dairy Me: Helen samples defeat.House of Gill Repute: Joy isn't remotely interested.Hard Cheese: Bridge Farm fails again.Hide and Geek: Robert treats Khalil for stopping a Callama-tyProduced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Email us at: hello@thecidershed.comMessage us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodChat with us on Bluesky : https://bsky.app/profile/thecidershedpod.bsky.socialJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=enAI is used to create parts of this podcast. There, now we can't be shafted.

Hey everyone.A big welcome to new patrons: Becky and Molly, thanks to Helen for being patient and a massive Bristol big-up to Louise for the membership upgrade.Further thanks to Mr Snodes for his inspired title idea on Bluesky.Aside from that, we're in serious mode this week, no silly ads or giggles about poop, oh no, absolutely not.I think we've finally grown up.Now, let's power-hose this lot down the drain:Scat Awareness Week : Borsetshire Brown on special offer?Pie Lies : Wayne's flaky reputation goes up in a puff of smoke.Icky Wicket : Lawrence is top of the twatting order.Copper Feelz : Harrison is taken off of Fallon's case.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Email us at: hello@thecidershed.comMessage us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodChat with us on Bluesky : https://bsky.app/profile/thecidershedpod.bsky.socialJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=enAI is used to create parts of this podcast. There, now we can't be shafted.

Join Keri and Matthew at the crease this week as they attempt to win the toss.Batting order as follows:Googly-eyed: Lawrence is in for his maiden over.Swine Clue : Hannah hogs Chris's attention at the pub quiz.Isosceles Love Triangle : Brad, Ben and Zainab just don't add up.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Email us at: hello@thecidershed.comMessage us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodChat with us on Bluesky : https://bsky.app/profile/thecidershedpod.bsky.socialJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=enAI is used to create parts of this podcast. There, now we can't be shafted.

Matthew comforts Keri as they piece together the criminal reconstruction of a week that felt like curtains for The Archers.A big thank you and welcome to our nine new patrons : Julie, Cushla, Benedict, Lizzie, Lisa, Linda, Charlotte, Jenny and Lorraine.Further thanks to all of you who listen and support us.Entering stage left:Button It : Mick gives Joy the silent treatment.Berwick on Speed : Ambridge's latest mystifying blow in.Dame Over : Tony loves tractors more than his children.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Email us at: hello@thecidershed.comMessage us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodChat with us on Bluesky : https://bsky.app/profile/thecidershedpod.bsky.socialJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=enAI is used to create parts of this podcast. There, now we can't be shafted.

Join Keri and Matthew this week as they sabotage the roof of Felperham Arts Centre.A huge welcome to new patrons : James, Mark, Diana, Mary and John.Props to Rutherian for the title of this week's episode.On the physical menu list:Casey Meat-up : Vince gets romantic.Thai The Knot : Ben and Zainab pad it out.Gen Sex : Brian can do whatever the f*ck he wants.Thanks for all your support.Produced by Matthew WeirBeaver/Hat link courtesy of Tom Allen : https://open.substack.com/pub/peterfrankopan/p/the-laws-of-unintended-consequences?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=299i5g Become a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Email us at: hello@thecidershed.comMessage us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodChat with us on Bluesky : https://bsky.app/profile/thecidershedpod.bsky.socialJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=enAI is used to create parts of this podcast. There, now we can't be shafted.

Hey everyone,A huge welcome to new Patrons: Sian, Heather, Budleigh Belle and Allan. Thanks so much for supporting us.Join us this week for the following:Visit Borsetshire's latest theme park.Try dating in the Borsetshire dairy community. Slip into the world's first Prog Rock Hot Tub.Get to know your onions with the beloved Tom Archer.Keri quizzes Matthew.The AI Archers take over the planet and much, MUCH more.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Email us at: hello@thecidershed.comMessage us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodChat with us on Bluesky : https://bsky.app/profile/thecidershedpod.bsky.socialJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=enAI is used to create parts of this podcast. There, now we can't be shafted.

Hello everyone!A big welcome and massive thanks to new Patrons Yvette and Penny.Join us this week as we hear more about the David Archer movie franchise, Matthew manifests scenes in The Archers and we hear how Harrison gets on undercover up north.The dips this week are:Dam it : Khalil puts David in the gnaw about rewilding's beaver plans.Wotsit all about? : Ben and Leonard consider life in the orange dream machine.Sum thing's wrong : Brad considers subtracting himself from Uni.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Email us at: hello@thecidershed.comMessage us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodChat with us on Bluesky : https://bsky.app/profile/thecidershedpod.bsky.socialJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=enAI is used to create parts of this podcast. There, now we can't be shafted.

Hello everyone.Join Keri and Matthew returning from their Christmas break with 14 (count 'em!) new Patrons along for the ride.Massive thanks to Catherine, Aimee, Julian, Robert, Jennifer, Angus, Douglas, Suzanne, William, Elizabeth, Kate, Kath and both Paulas for signing up as well as a huge thank you to all our existing patrons too for their help.Carving up the family farm this week, we found:How to claim your money back on mis-sold Grundy items.What really happened up on Lakey Ridge Farm.Explore the Bridge Farm loyalty scheme and all it brings.Some actual Archers 'reality' to boot, including Rochelle theories, cheese succession and Neil being lovely.Thanks for all your support.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Email us at: hello@thecidershed.comMessage us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodChat with us on Bluesky : https://bsky.app/profile/thecidershedpod.bsky.socialJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=enAI is used to create parts of this podcast. There, now we can't be shafted.