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What's cooking you lot?
Hopefully not a Sweetcorn Gateaux.
Join Keri and Matthew as we munch into Tom's minging mind and face our harshest critics.
Just resting out of the oven are:
- Galloping Red Flag: Is Harry after a stable relationship?
- Tea Room Massacre: Fallon and Emma get a taste of Tom.
- The Put Down Pun Down: Jakob discovers the joy of laughter.
Go see Ryan (Our Lee) as Prince Charming in Cinderella : https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/darlingtonpantomime?fbclid=PAAaZkJlX0KgZQJo2_hn6z_KQS0CWSyDIkwqnSKmFdPdUPJ2aR57hyqhmXf0k
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198. Lawrence Bowls a Wrong'un
43:05||Ep. 198Join Keri and Matthew at the crease this week as they attempt to win the toss.Batting order as follows:Googly-eyed: Lawrence is in for his maiden over.Swine Clue : Hannah hogs Chris's attention at the pub quiz.Isosceles Love Triangle : Brad, Ben and Zainab just don't add up.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Email us at: hello@thecidershed.comMessage us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodChat with us on Bluesky : https://bsky.app/profile/thecidershedpod.bsky.socialJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=enAI is used to create parts of this podcast. There, now we can't be shafted.197. Panto Loons
49:12||Ep. 197Matthew comforts Keri as they piece together the criminal reconstruction of a week that felt like curtains for The Archers.A big thank you and welcome to our nine new patrons : Julie, Cushla, Benedict, Lizzie, Lisa, Linda, Charlotte, Jenny and Lorraine.Further thanks to all of you who listen and support us.Entering stage left:Button It : Mick gives Joy the silent treatment.Berwick on Speed : Ambridge's latest mystifying blow in.Dame Over : Tony loves tractors more than his children.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Email us at: hello@thecidershed.comMessage us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodChat with us on Bluesky : https://bsky.app/profile/thecidershedpod.bsky.socialJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=enAI is used to create parts of this podcast. There, now we can't be shafted.196. Nelly, The Elephant in The Room
44:20||Ep. 196Join Keri and Matthew this week as they sabotage the roof of Felperham Arts Centre.A huge welcome to new patrons : James, Mark, Diana, Mary and John.Props to Rutherian for the title of this week's episode.On the physical menu list:Casey Meat-up : Vince gets romantic.Thai The Knot : Ben and Zainab pad it out.Gen Sex : Brian can do whatever the f*ck he wants.Thanks for all your support.Produced by Matthew WeirBeaver/Hat link courtesy of Tom Allen : https://open.substack.com/pub/peterfrankopan/p/the-laws-of-unintended-consequences?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=299i5g Become a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Email us at: hello@thecidershed.comMessage us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodChat with us on Bluesky : https://bsky.app/profile/thecidershedpod.bsky.socialJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=enAI is used to create parts of this podcast. There, now we can't be shafted.195. Brian Chooses Bridge Over Troubled Beavers
54:01||Ep. 195Hey everyone,A huge welcome to new Patrons: Sian, Heather, Budleigh Belle and Allan. Thanks so much for supporting us.Join us this week for the following:Visit Borsetshire's latest theme park.Try dating in the Borsetshire dairy community. Slip into the world's first Prog Rock Hot Tub.Get to know your onions with the beloved Tom Archer.Keri quizzes Matthew.The AI Archers take over the planet and much, MUCH more.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Email us at: hello@thecidershed.comMessage us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodChat with us on Bluesky : https://bsky.app/profile/thecidershedpod.bsky.socialJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=enAI is used to create parts of this podcast. There, now we can't be shafted.194. Harrison Has his Chips
42:01||Ep. 194Hello everyone!A big welcome and massive thanks to new Patrons Yvette and Penny.Join us this week as we hear more about the David Archer movie franchise, Matthew manifests scenes in The Archers and we hear how Harrison gets on undercover up north.The dips this week are:Dam it : Khalil puts David in the gnaw about rewilding's beaver plans.Wotsit all about? : Ben and Leonard consider life in the orange dream machine.Sum thing's wrong : Brad considers subtracting himself from Uni.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Email us at: hello@thecidershed.comMessage us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodChat with us on Bluesky : https://bsky.app/profile/thecidershedpod.bsky.socialJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=enAI is used to create parts of this podcast. There, now we can't be shafted.193. Wild Release Me
42:36||Ep. 193Hello everyone.Join Keri and Matthew returning from their Christmas break with 14 (count 'em!) new Patrons along for the ride.Massive thanks to Catherine, Aimee, Julian, Robert, Jennifer, Angus, Douglas, Suzanne, William, Elizabeth, Kate, Kath and both Paulas for signing up as well as a huge thank you to all our existing patrons too for their help.Carving up the family farm this week, we found:How to claim your money back on mis-sold Grundy items.What really happened up on Lakey Ridge Farm.Explore the Bridge Farm loyalty scheme and all it brings.Some actual Archers 'reality' to boot, including Rochelle theories, cheese succession and Neil being lovely.Thanks for all your support.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Email us at: hello@thecidershed.comMessage us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodChat with us on Bluesky : https://bsky.app/profile/thecidershedpod.bsky.socialJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=enAI is used to create parts of this podcast. There, now we can't be shafted.192.25. Patreon Christmas Special 2009 Trailer
02:01||Ep. 192.25Hey everyone,Hope you're all having a cracking festive build up.They certainly were back in the mists of time in Ambridge with a vertiable banger of a week.Joe selling bootleg cider punch at Deck the Halls (Gills).Nigel doing a gorilla striptease (possibly).Helen doubling up as a baby laxative (always).New Netflix series just dropped : Mike Tucker in Paris (Oui Oui!),We loved every minute of it, as I think you'll detect in this episode of the pod.Listen to the full Patreon special: 2009 Christmas by clicking here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/patreon-special-118341756?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_linkChristmas 2010 to follow next week.Lots of love,TCSxxx192. The Golden Cauldron
44:32||Ep. 192Hey all.A big welcome to new Patrons: Charlie, Jerry, Richard, Annabelle and Anna. Thanks so much for your support.Check out David's pedantry here: https://www.bikeradar.com/features/long-reads/cycling-environmental-impactAnd go see Christmas Present and Correct here : https://www.lichfieldgarrick.com/events/christmas-present-correctHave a very merry Christmas, see you on the other side.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Email us at: hello@thecidershed.comMessage us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodChat with us on Bluesky : https://bsky.app/profile/thecidershedpod.bsky.socialJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=enAI is used to create parts of this podcast. There, now we can't be shafted.191. Santa's Grotty
38:21||Ep. 191Huge shoutout and hugs to new Patrons: Sarah, Laura, Joanne, Jaqui, Harriet and Deborah.Props also to legend Andrew Miles for his upgrade.Join us this week as we zoom round the lanes of Ambridge trying to keep up with the lunatic Leonard.On our list for Scary Santa:Saint Mick : The carpark roadie gives us a nightmare before Christmas.Zain-y Races : David goes in hot pursuit.Keeping Council : Is Emma getting booted from the parish?Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Email us at: hello@thecidershed.comMessage us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodChat with us on Bluesky : https://bsky.app/profile/thecidershedpod.bsky.socialJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=enAI is used to create parts of this podcast. There, now we can't be shafted.