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THE BEST OF THE USELESS HOTLINE 2024!!

Season 2, Ep. 26

Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop


Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.


Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.



Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:


theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com


OR 


Send a voice note to our Instagram:


https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 



You can also listen here:


Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 


Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl 



Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?


Tiktok: 

https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 


Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 


Hosts Socials:


Max’s YouTube: 

https://youtube.com/@max_balegde 

George’s YouTube: 

https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke


Max’s TikTok: 

https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 

George’s TikTok: 

https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 


Max’s Instagram: 

https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 

George’s Instagram: 

https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ 


Max’s Twitter:

https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg 

George’s Twitter:

https://twitter.com/Clarke13George

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    Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-dropWelcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.comOR Send a voice note to our Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= You can also listen here:Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Hosts Socials:Max’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@max_balegde George’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@georgeclarkeMax’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 George’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 Max’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= George’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ Max’s Twitter:https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg George’s Twitter:https://twitter.com/Clarke13George
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    Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-dropWelcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.comOR Send a voice note to our Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= You can also listen here:Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Hosts Socials:Max’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@max_balegde George’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@georgeclarkeMax’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 George’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 Max’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= George’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ Max’s Twitter:https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg George’s Twitter:https://twitter.com/Clarke13George