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England star tasered in Majorca and a thirsty sheikh’s seedy bash

Join Zach and Jack for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


Plus: Monty Panesar in the corridors of power, a Sheffield United star’s crime spree and Rodrigo Muniz meets Princess Diana…


Links from the pod:


Billy Vunipola getting tasered: https://twitter.com/MailOnline/status/1785230252253302802/video/1


Monty Panesar on Mastermind: https://twitter.com/AndyHa_/status/1083832017979142144 


Rodrigo Muniz Madame Tussauds video: https://twitter.com/BBCMOTD/status/1776188030333964396


Rodrigo Muniz Birmingham safari park video:

https://twitter.com/BBCMOTD/status/1776135178441597306 


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