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On the pod today: Gael Kakuta’s evil twin, Landon Donovan’s awful hair transplant and scandal hits the hot dog eating championship.


Videos from the pod:


Serbian president’s son trying to fight England fans: https://x.com/MyLordBebo/status/1802645963250479344 


England fan woke up in stadium: https://x.com/FBAwayDays/status/1802735705996636235 


Scotland fan horror movie hotel: https://x.com/RoryB96/status/1802282705406640637 


Ronald Koeman picking his nose: https://x.com/JaNe6X/status/1802808103068704923 


Landon Donovan’s hair transplant: https://x.com/magee18/status/1802881523231641717 


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