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The Unprofessionals

Jelly Bean

Season 4, Ep. 107
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The Unprofessionals are back — and this week’s sugar-fuelled chaos hits harder than a dodgy servo coffee. What starts as a simple chat about jelly beans somehow spirals into a full-blown psychological breakdown of childhood trauma


Evo swears he’s found the secret to eternal life in a red bean, The Lord claims he can taste emotions, and E-Dawg’s just there trying to stop anyone from snorting the purple ones mid-record.

It’s unfiltered, unhinged, and 100% unprofessional — exactly how you like it.

#TheUnprofessionalsPodcast #Episode107 #JellyBeans #NSFP (Not Safe For Pick-n-Mix) #SweetChaos

Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.

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