The Unprofessionals

This week, Evo sets out on a heroic quest to find the perfect egg, only to crack one tougher than his old leather skin (and that’s saying something). The boys discuss how Evo's search for breakfast turned into a battle of wills with his eggs, with no clear winner. Meanwhile, Lord Short Cut nearly had a heart attack this week—don’t worry, he’s fine… ish—after a terrifying incident that may or may not have involved too much stress and an unhealthy amount of spearmint choc milks getting him the name "FAT RAFTER"In the midst of all the egg drama, E-Dawg regrets getting the worst tattoo ever and is now on the brink of needing an amputation after a spa incident left him more moist than an oyster. (Trust us, it’s as bad as it sounds.)But that’s not all! The boys dive deep into some questionable life choices, from bad sportsmanship to the ethics of sleeping with your mother-in-law to secure the perfect throuple. Oh, and let’s not forget the major slip-up when one of them gets caught watching porn on the projector in front of... well, pretty much everyone.It’s an episode full of chaos, questionable decisions, and way more moisture than anyone needed. Tune in for all the laughs, the cringes, and the life lessons we definitely didn’t learn.

In this chaotic episode, Edawg kicks things off by recounting his wild motorcycle crash — and just when you think it can’t get worse, Mrs. B bursts in, flustered and covered in dirt, revealing she’s just crashed their brand new 4x4! Can’t even drive a brand-new car without drama, eh?Then, Edawg drops some serious knowledge on us — did you know magpies have a seagull face? No? Well, buckle up, because things are about to get weird.Meanwhile, Evo makes his way to a ghost town in Kal, where he hits up a brothel and, let’s just say, gets the full “treatment.” You won’t believe what happened next.Oh, and Lord Shortcut? Well, he's out here doing all things bacon — and we’re not talking about your average Sunday fry-up. It's all about crispy, greasy, glorious bacon… and a few other choice words, as usual.Tune in for this wild ride full of crashes, magpie facts, and a whole lot of bacon. It’s an episode you definitely won’t want to miss!

The boys are back, and things get real weird this week. EDawg has a run-in with a bloke at the local tip ,an old campaigner who's got nothing left to lose. Fists fly, dignity is questionable, and we learn that trash fights are surprisingly poetic.Meanwhile, EVO decides it’s time to bring in the HR department (because someone has to keep this circus in check) and unveils his latest brew Iguana Piss Beer. Its tropical, radioactive, and probably illegal. Also on tap Alcoholic Passiona because why shouldn't a childhood classic ruin your adulthood?And then theres The Lord. Ah yes, The Lord. He continues his streak of adding absolutely nothing of substance to the pod, other than his unwavering support for the strangest things imaginable. Will he ever contribute? Probably not. Do we love him for it? Absolutely.The boys also go deep into:AI: Will it destroy us, or just replace EVOs HR department? Sharks: Apex predators or just misunderstood sea dogs? American Murders: Why do they hit different? The underrated health benefits of a good Gin & Tonic.Crack a tin, pour a questionable beverage, and strap in. It’s a mess, but it’s our mess.

Dinner For 2 .... Arguably the best meal you could have if all goes right!!! Speaking of right Evo rocks up half full of piss smashed of episode sponsors Wild Turkey .... here some of the shit he spins this week ....Expect greatness from the Lord & E-dawg this week as they lock in on the most shocking topics this week.Chat to yas next week

Legends we are on a slippery slop to dinner for two.... episode 69 but before that is the warm up episode 68 and wow have we brought the topics !!!The Lord ...well oh my Freckle licking ... want to know the full story best jump across to Patreon and hear the full download on that. Evo hit this one hard !! how hard you say ??? as hard as you would be smashing the Viagra... him 4 Jamesons deep waiting for the 2 dickheads to arrive to start the show adds for some interesting yarns.E-dawg is on the health kick ... and oh my he needs it FAT BOI !!! but if you don't start you won't ! apart from that he brings the questions that are dividing the internet .... Vegemite or peanut butter ???? or have you done an aqua bog ???? who seriously shits in the ocean ??? bit wild ... rather a shark swim by then Mr Hanky.Chat to yas next week !!

Legends !!! back on the mics for another week.The Dawg has a Tumultuous week from needing the eye balls operated on again ..... joys of going blind .... to having a rap battle with Drake to getting measles from the show ... it all went down The Lord buys a motorcycle and starts up the 2% club The Unprofessional MC so against the grain its scratchy.Evo is still in Kal it's hot as balls and Frenchy is finger banging !!! could be worse could have 102 trowser snakes in your backyard trying to freak in the sheets. Uncle Don is bringing back straws so we can now enjoy a drink with out the paper mashay in the gob ... Who else is getting a pardon ??? can we see the Tiger King set free ??? Chat to yas next week .......