The Unprofessionals

This episode is basically what happens when you mix poor decisions, caffeine, and a questionable moral compass.The boys dive into the big life question:“You’ve got 9 months left to live — what the hell are you doing?”Normal people say travel, family time, skydiving…But the Unprofessionals? ...... hmmm and what sets E-daweg off on a rant ??? is it the Karen Meanwhile, The Lord rocks up with drinks — and in true Lord fashion, it’s some questionable Kwinana camel piss you wouldn’t even serve your mother-in-law after she keyed your car.And then there’s Evo — the big-dicked, blessed, degenerate fuck who somehow adds zero value to the entire episode. If chaos, stupidity, and poor life choices had a baby — this episode would raise it.

It finally happened. After 107 episodes of carrying him like a busted wheelbarrow, The Big Tool Man has finally stepped up to the plate — swinging harder than a drunk uncle at Christmas. This week, the boys witness a miracle: the Tool actually brings the goods. Jokes land, stories hit, and for once he’s the 33.3% of the room that isn’t just eating the snacks.E-Dawg and The Lord sit back in disbelief as the Big Fella proves he’s more than just background noise and a big cock. It’s rude, it’s raw, and it’s the closest thing to character development this show’s ever seen.If you’ve ever wondered what it sounds like when a man finally earns his mic time — this is it. Strap in, Tool Nation.#TheUnprofessionalsPodcast #Episode108 #TheBigToolMan #33Point3Percent #StepUpOrShutUp

The Unprofessionals are back — and this week’s sugar-fuelled chaos hits harder than a dodgy servo coffee. What starts as a simple chat about jelly beans somehow spirals into a full-blown psychological breakdown of childhood traumaEvo swears he’s found the secret to eternal life in a red bean, The Lord claims he can taste emotions, and E-Dawg’s just there trying to stop anyone from snorting the purple ones mid-record.It’s unfiltered, unhinged, and 100% unprofessional — exactly how you like it.#TheUnprofessionalsPodcast #Episode107 #JellyBeans #NSFP (Not Safe For Pick-n-Mix) #SweetChaos

The boys hit Perth for the “once-in-a-lifetime” Metallica concert… and left wondering if the band accidentally sent out their wax museum doubles.What should’ve been a night of heavy-metal glory turned into a lukewarm soup of mid-tempo dad riffs, $18 beers, and a crowd that looked like it had been up since 1991.The LORD lost his voice before James Hetfield even found his tuning pedal, E-Dawg spent half the night arguing with security about why the sound system had less punch than his Bluetooth speaker, and the crackheads from Kwinanna and The Lord then was last seen trying to revive the mosh pit with interpretive dance #dancedadTune in as the lads roast the world’s most famous metal band for phoning it in harder than a FIFO worker on night shift, debate whether Lars still knows how to play drums, and review the true headliner of the night — the kebab shop on the way home.⚡️Warning: This episode contains strong opinions, louder laughter than the concert itself, and several rude words aimed squarely at ageing rock gods.

Swipe right on chaos, because this one’s a certified trainwreck. Evo, E-Dawg, and The Lord dive head-first into the red-flag jungle of modern dating — from bio catastrophes to bedroom negotiations that’d make a HR manager faint. 💋The boys unpack what happens when your “situationship” turns into a swingers-ship, the dangers of matching with your neighbour’s wife, and how not to confuse “open minded” with “open marriage.”It’s crude. It’s wrong. It’s everything your mum warned you about.

Yo, it’s The Unprofessionals, mate — Evo, E-Dawg and The Lord in the booth.No rules. No filter. Just straight-up truth.This week the lads hit the mic like rap royalty — spinning tales from Kalgoorlie nights to Perth street fights, burgers to brothels, and every unhinged moment in between. Expect chaos, confessions, and comedy gold as they debate toilets, drop truth bombs, and shout out the legends who make Tuesday nights worth a pint.🎵 Dead-set legends. Wild confessions. Zero pretensions. 🎵From peggin’ sisters to roundabout stressin’, from Froth Town dreams to MILFs on deck — nothing’s sacred and everything’s funny.So crack a tin, kick back, and let the madness unfold.It’s The Unprofessionals Podcast — raw, reckless, and downright glorious.