The Unprofessionals

Strap into your DeLorean (or your uncle’s rusted Corolla) because the boys are taking you way back to 1987 — a time when cars were cheap, women were beautiful, and everything was somehow cooler in shoulder pads. It’s nostalgia, chaos, and a little too much hairspray as the gang relives a decade of denim jackets, synth music, and questionable financial decisions.Meanwhile, EVO Flips into the MMM That’s Delicious segment with his latest spice blend that turns E-Dawgs Booty into water .... and some how The Lord Loves It ... again , just as quickly, he sabotages the entire episode by unleashing a seafood platter so cursed, it almost ends the friendship.!!!! once again The Lord approves !! Is that guy ok ? ps Shout out to the legends at 8 Napkins for sponsoring this tirade and keeping the lads full. Just when the vibes are peaking, The Lord kicks open the studio door (metaphorically… it’s a podcast) and drops his 5 Question AI Challenge on the crew — a gauntlet of mind-bending, borderline-unhinged queriesWill the lads survive sea food sabotage? Will someone finally admit they actually liked liver pâté in the '80s? Tune in to find out.

In this week’s absolute trainwreck of a masterpiece, the boys get Gooned beyond recovery.... Goony makes it on a questionable late-night Booty Call Segment that could land him in federal court or a cuddle puddle — still unclear.Meanwhile, Canada has officially banned Vegemite and we’re asking the hard-hitting question: Have they lost their maple-flavored minds?! Surely we can bust a tariff on their ass. The Lord himself steps in to debug Katy Perry’s spaceship mission while she preps for orbit, Evo finds scam of the century painting chickens green and flogging them as exotic parrots. E-Dawg throws his full support behind a pilot who was allegedly caught snorting a mysterious powder off a pair of perky inflight accessories — calling it “a travesty” the man got sacked for it. Aviation will never be the same.But the biggest news The absolute legends 8 Napkins Burgers in Bassendean have jumped on board the Unprofessionals train and have sponsored the greatest segment in radios history !!! bit more on 8s its the home of the juiciest, drippiest, most face-melting burger this state has ever seen. MMMM that’s delouse 👅🍔 just got so much better ... well not the Spam Evo served up this week ! the burger of the month however oh my .... get it while it lasts. Tune in for 60 minutes of chaos, scandal, unsolicited opinions and deep-fried brilliance.

Hold onto your hubcaps because this week, the boys go full throttle on facts and feelings. Nissan is outselling Toyota like it's a yard sale and the Land Cruiser is stuck behind a pensioner doing 40 in an 80. Let’s be real an MUX? Please. That thing’s about as threatening as a remote-control car with a flat battery. Comparing it to Nissan? That’s like comparing a Ferrari to a foot spa.Meanwhile, Goony takes out the Ultimate Birthday Present Prize Pack — a glorious concoction of questionable taste and undoubted brilliance — with heavy-handed input (aka strong-armed influence) from Tommy The Pommy himself. It’s the gift that keeps on confusing.The lads also keep the culinary nightmare alive with another session of "MMMM That’s Delicious" — this week featuring mushy peas and creamed rice, aka the two worst crimes against taste according to E-Dawg, who nearly taps out. But Evo and The Lord? They get weirdly excited. Like, uncomfortably excited. Can it get any better?YES. Aggression Beer Therapy is here. The rules are simple:The louder you scream, the more beer you get.That’s right — rage and refreshment in one glorious, frothy combo. Two birds. One stone. One drunk, possibly crying, listener.This episode is wild, unhinged, and possibly illegal in 3 countries. Tune in or be a Toyota driver forever. Your call.

This week on the pod, E-Dawg is back at it again, talking you through the correct shit to use at the right time, because let's face it, we all need some guidance on that. Meanwhile, the boys dive deep into the Trump tariffs and how royally fucked we’re all going to be when the bill comes due. Then, The Lord puts on his referee hat and breaks down the epic showdown: Who delivered the better public beatdown — Scomo tackling a kid, or Daddy Dutton taking out the cameraman with a footy? You won’t want to miss this one.But that's not all! The boys introduce TWO brand new segments: Mmmm, that’s delicious (spoiler: it’s not just food), and the classic Good Old Booty Call (you’ll get the vibe). And as always, the Lord’s got to step in to restrain E-Dawg as he goes off on one, unloading on "Coco" — the Aussie-hating, sausage-loving peace who’s somehow sleeping her way around the globe.Grab a drink, buckle up, and tune in because this one’s a wild ride!

This week the boys are back with a wild ride that goes from EVO’s scandalous rendezvous at a nude beach in Sydney (where, let’s just say, he’s tanning more than just his ego) to The Lord of Bacon’s existential crisis—apparently, we have less time now than our parents did. But don’t worry, folks, he’s here to remind us that wasting time is a family tradition.Meanwhile, E-Dawg is facing PTSD after taking his cat to the vet—spoiler alert: it’s not just the cat who needs therapy now.Then, things take a turn for the absurd as the boys dive into the world of strange surnames (you won’t believe what they found), play What Would You Do If You Ruled the World? (prepare for some unhinged answers), and discuss the things that should be illegal but aren’t—because apparently, common sense has gone on vacation.Join us for laughs, chaos, and probably too much bacon.

This week, Evo sets out on a heroic quest to find the perfect egg, only to crack one tougher than his old leather skin (and that’s saying something). The boys discuss how Evo's search for breakfast turned into a battle of wills with his eggs, with no clear winner. Meanwhile, Lord Short Cut nearly had a heart attack this week—don’t worry, he’s fine… ish—after a terrifying incident that may or may not have involved too much stress and an unhealthy amount of spearmint choc milks getting him the name "FAT RAFTER"In the midst of all the egg drama, E-Dawg regrets getting the worst tattoo ever and is now on the brink of needing an amputation after a spa incident left him more moist than an oyster. (Trust us, it’s as bad as it sounds.)But that’s not all! The boys dive deep into some questionable life choices, from bad sportsmanship to the ethics of sleeping with your mother-in-law to secure the perfect throuple. Oh, and let’s not forget the major slip-up when one of them gets caught watching porn on the projector in front of... well, pretty much everyone.It’s an episode full of chaos, questionable decisions, and way more moisture than anyone needed. Tune in for all the laughs, the cringes, and the life lessons we definitely didn’t learn.

In this chaotic episode, Edawg kicks things off by recounting his wild motorcycle crash — and just when you think it can’t get worse, Mrs. B bursts in, flustered and covered in dirt, revealing she’s just crashed their brand new 4x4! Can’t even drive a brand-new car without drama, eh?Then, Edawg drops some serious knowledge on us — did you know magpies have a seagull face? No? Well, buckle up, because things are about to get weird.Meanwhile, Evo makes his way to a ghost town in Kal, where he hits up a brothel and, let’s just say, gets the full “treatment.” You won’t believe what happened next.Oh, and Lord Shortcut? Well, he's out here doing all things bacon — and we’re not talking about your average Sunday fry-up. It's all about crispy, greasy, glorious bacon… and a few other choice words, as usual.Tune in for this wild ride full of crashes, magpie facts, and a whole lot of bacon. It’s an episode you definitely won’t want to miss!

The boys are back, and things get real weird this week. EDawg has a run-in with a bloke at the local tip ,an old campaigner who's got nothing left to lose. Fists fly, dignity is questionable, and we learn that trash fights are surprisingly poetic.Meanwhile, EVO decides it’s time to bring in the HR department (because someone has to keep this circus in check) and unveils his latest brew Iguana Piss Beer. Its tropical, radioactive, and probably illegal. Also on tap Alcoholic Passiona because why shouldn't a childhood classic ruin your adulthood?And then theres The Lord. Ah yes, The Lord. He continues his streak of adding absolutely nothing of substance to the pod, other than his unwavering support for the strangest things imaginable. Will he ever contribute? Probably not. Do we love him for it? Absolutely.The boys also go deep into:AI: Will it destroy us, or just replace EVOs HR department? Sharks: Apex predators or just misunderstood sea dogs? American Murders: Why do they hit different? The underrated health benefits of a good Gin & Tonic.Crack a tin, pour a questionable beverage, and strap in. It’s a mess, but it’s our mess.