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I Leeds Therefore I Am
I Leeds Therefore I Am - Transfer titillation, New year new us and thinking with Elon.
On this award winning show, we delve into the fine architecture of injuries and transfers, we consider what makes our brains think the thoughts that fill it and why other people's thoughts also somehow get in our brains and change or supersede our own stupid thoughts, and we consider the very very near future with the obvious football podcast predictions under the terrifying remit of being prescient and thoughtful.
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I Leeds Therefore I Am - Relegation miasma, licking open wounds and calling for Corberan.
01:12:27On this award winning podcast, I eat a packet of pickled onion monster munch and we both just talk for a bit.Usual apology for the inarticulation of Si. He hadn't been drinking for the 24 hours before but he went to the toilet and before I knew it, he was drinking brasso in the cubicle straight from the tin.Also, we both refute all allegations about him and our solicitor is following up all cases of slander before the court case is finished.Bye.
1. I Leeds Therefore I Am - You thought we were finished/dead. Almost.
56:46Back from the oblivion.American made [in our hearts], post Bielsa chat.Risen from childbirth and career fatigue, we lazily talk ourselves back into action.It will get better!
12. I Leeds Therefore I Am - Pizza and beer chat
01:17:27We had some pizza and beer.We had a conversation.The recording is low quality.It is too long.This is an exception.https://www.patreon.com/join/leedstherefore
10. I Leeds Therefore I Am - Catching up on things, Magic Meslier and a Christmas to forget.
01:05:34We've had a bit of a break [again] because of our utter contempt for each other [again] and Si's incarceration [again].There isn't any cogent narrative or reportage within this podcast.There is a rage, a burp and some predications that are almost definitely wrong.Enjoy.9. I Leeds Therefore I Am - Raphinha as a baked good, 3 points none the richer and subscribe and save.
01:00:38We won.Yay.On to Leicester.Boo.That's it.Enjoy (or don't it is your choice.)Press subscribe. Subscribe to the podcast. If you like it subscribe. If you don't like it, subscribe. If you find us both repugnant slugs with no hope of any viable future within decent society, subscribe. Subscribe. Just fucking subscribe. Jim has our children and is making them watch re-runs or pathetic Arsenal performances unless you subscribe.SUBSCRIBE.SUBSCRIBE.FUCKING SUBSCRIBE.
8. I Leeds Therefore I Am - Wolves wonderings, the shiny new young 'uns and a threesome in a bathtub on Tuesday evening.
47:49Another podcast?Already?Yep. We think on the result at the weekend and think forward to Arsenal.Have we resurrected a season?Si thinks no.I think maybe, but probably not.Enjoy.7. I Leeds Therefore I Am - Leeds limbo, Out with the lads and putting the Oost in Boost.
50:16We continue with the rather downbeat trawl through the current sorrows.The highlights of this 50 minsDrawn out analogy of Leeds players as friends in a nightclubSi says the words 'I have a Nigella Lawson cookbook'An aimless 35 seconds on energy drinks.Si thinks we will win against Wolves, I think we'll draw.I tend to be right.Enjoy.6. I Leeds Therefore I Am - Watford woe, Covid Bob and tongue tasting the first team!
01:06:46We've been away.It isn't professional priorities or family emergencies, we just mostly couldn't care less. That and we can't stand each other.Anyway, listen to this at your peril as we delve into the yucky goodness of players as meals and, for once, I will be unpopular as I think we are actually in a little bit of trouble.Buy some products from manscaped. Actually don't. It's rubbish. Just grow your hair like you are proud to be brushed all over.Buy stuff like cars and women.Cars and women are cool.1 hour and 7 minutes. What a load of bollocks.Enjoy.