I Leeds Therefore I Am

On this award winning podcast, I eat a packet of pickled onion monster munch and we both just talk for a bit.Usual apology for the inarticulation of Si. He hadn't been drinking for the 24 hours before but he went to the toilet and before I knew it, he was drinking brasso in the cubicle straight from the tin.Also, we both refute all allegations about him and our solicitor is following up all cases of slander before the court case is finished.Bye.

Back from the oblivion.American made [in our hearts], post Bielsa chat.Risen from childbirth and career fatigue, we lazily talk ourselves back into action.It will get better!

We had some pizza and beer.We had a conversation.The recording is low quality.It is too long.This is an exception.https://www.patreon.com/join/leedstherefore

On this award winning show, we delve into the fine architecture of injuries and transfers, we consider what makes our brains think the thoughts that fill it and why other people's thoughts also somehow get in our brains and change or supersede our own stupid thoughts, and we consider the very very near future with the obvious football podcast predictions under the terrifying remit of being prescient and thoughtful. 'Definitely the best football and philosophy podcast there is. Except that other one, but I have forgotten what it's called. ' Des Lynam. 5 stars. Gentlemen weekly.'This is absolute shit. What are they trying to do? Be funny? Pull the other one. Don't bother. Pointless.' Princess Anne. Horse and hounds'They seemed to have invented something completely original. Complete and utterly original. No one will care because it's terrible and unlistenable. But you can't say it's not original.' Michael Glaser. The Illinois noise.'Bollocks.' Patricia Routledge. Women and other people magazine.Join our Patreon and yours and everyone else's money back.https://www.patreon.com/join/leedstherefore

We've had a bit of a break [again] because of our utter contempt for each other [again] and Si's incarceration [again].There isn't any cogent narrative or reportage within this podcast.There is a rage, a burp and some predications that are almost definitely wrong.Enjoy.

Another podcast?Already?Yep. We think on the result at the weekend and think forward to Arsenal.Have we resurrected a season?Si thinks no.I think maybe, but probably not.Enjoy.

We continue with the rather downbeat trawl through the current sorrows.The highlights of this 50 minsDrawn out analogy of Leeds players as friends in a nightclubSi says the words 'I have a Nigella Lawson cookbook'An aimless 35 seconds on energy drinks.Si thinks we will win against Wolves, I think we'll draw.I tend to be right.Enjoy.

We've been away.It isn't professional priorities or family emergencies, we just mostly couldn't care less. That and we can't stand each other.Anyway, listen to this at your peril as we delve into the yucky goodness of players as meals and, for once, I will be unpopular as I think we are actually in a little bit of trouble.Buy some products from manscaped. Actually don't. It's rubbish. Just grow your hair like you are proud to be brushed all over.Buy stuff like cars and women.Cars and women are cool.1 hour and 7 minutes. What a load of bollocks.Enjoy.