The Ones That Got Away

The girls are still battling coughs, congestion, and what feels like a lifelong relationship with phlegm. At this point, it’s less a symptom and more a personality trait.They chat about their new housemate Selina, who’s slotted seamlessly into The Coddiwomplers crew. After being well and truly initiated into the realities of Perth life (including getting scammed when they first arrived), Beverly and Lorna step up to help Selina buy her first car - armed with hard-earned wisdom from FIFO life, pre-starts, and never being fooled twice.This week, the conversation takes a deeper turn as the girls dive into menstrual cycles and contraception, sparked by Lorna’s going to get her Mirena coil removed (but was convinced by the doctor to leave it in) opening up an honest, unfiltered chat about bodies, hormones, and everything in between.

The girls kick things off with some maaaanky stories (you’ve been warned… maybe don’t listen while eating 🤢).Lorna takes us through her wild trip to the UAE. What started as an unreal experience quickly turned into something straight out of a movie. Think missiles overhead during lunch, midnight emergency alerts, cancelled flights, and a last-minute dash to the airport to make it back to Australia in time for Pitch Festival… chaos doesn’t even cover it.From there, it’s all about Pitch - the music, the moments, and the magic of being surrounded by your people. The girls relive the weekend, from top-tier tunes to fully embracing their inner child (Stuck in the Mud made a comeback)They also dive into the differences between Aussie and Irish festival culture, sharing their best tips for a smooth, stress-free experience: tip number one : get the camper van.Expect laughter, a bit of madness, and stories you won’t forget anytime soon.

This week Beverly and Lorna welcome their first ever guest, Liverpool comedian and ‘King of the Riffs’, Kyle Legacy.The girls were actually shocked to see Kyle fully clothed for this recording — mainly because the last two times they ran into him, both he and Beverly were letting it all hang out on stage during some very memorable comedy shows!Expect chaos, honesty, and plenty of laughs as Kyle dives into stories from his life in comedy and how he got dared to perform his first gig to now making a full time living out of it, shares some surprisingly solid (but also questionable) advice for anyone thinking of getting on stage, and gets real about relationships, sex (would it even be a TOTGA podcast without mentioning this), and everything in between. Find Kyle on social media (mostly to see his ginger Afro):@lebronjamesofcomedy

THIS CONTENT IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLYThe girls are BACK from work together for the last time. Yes, Lorna actually went up for work after being told she couldn’t go last week. Things move FAST around here and she QUAT! End of an era but nothing will break the friendship of these two. The girls start the day at Meraki Pilates and talk about the magic and importance of real sisterhood. When you’re surrounded by driven, ambitious women, you can’t help but level up. Energy is contagious so choose a circle that pushes you higher and dream big Squirrels! TRIGGER WARNING:In today’s episode, the girls get into some darker topics and unpack what’s happening in the world right now. It’s a heavy one. They share what’s been flooding their algorithms, talk through some hard truths, and try to bring a little clarity to the chaos. 

The girls are back for lucky episode 13… running on vibes and approximately four hours of sleep. Lorna (shockingly) still made it to yoga but was the only one as the teacher never showed up while Beverly chose self-care and extra ZZZs. Then… the bombshell. Lorna is officially leaving FIFOland because she QUAAAAAT. The end of an era. Crazy!! She’s Dubai-bound before making the big move to Sydney by herself but don’t panic Squirrels the podcast isn’t going anywhere.Bev spills the tea on her Valentine’s date with Steven where she felt like the baddest bitch in town and casually mentions she smashed yet another Naked Comedy gig (honestly, the biggest balls of anyone we know).The girls recap their chaos-filled adventures with the gang which included sandboarding in Lancelin, a pirate themed bar and Fringe World’s Pleasure Island.To top it off? A call mid record from their supervisor that flips Lorna’s final week upside down. Proof that life can change at the drop of a hat.

The girls kick off feeling suspiciously grounded after all the yoga they’ve been doing lately… who even are they?Somehow, Zyzz is the first topic of the day and yes, the question is asked: “Are you mirin’, bruh?”Bev shares her experience performing in the Naked Comedy Show for the second year in a row. If she can get up on stage with tits and clit out then she can truly do anything and honestly, we’re taking notes.Lorna recounts what may have been the worst massage of her life. $99 to be aggressively pinched for an hour by a woman dressed like a sexy scientist. Trauma or comedy? You decide. All for the sake of the podcast squirrels 🐿️ The Year of the Fire Horse officially begins today and the girls break down the fiery energy ahead along with 5 powerful things you can do today to align yourself and make the most of this Chinese new year! Grounded… chaotic… enlightened… unhinged.Just another episode with the ones that got away 💅

WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. HECKKKKKKThe girls just did their Perth Fringe show… and it SOLD OUT… yes you heard us. SOLD. OUT. They’re still riding the absolute high from the love in the room, the messages before and after, and the unreal support. Honestly… how lucky are they to have this community?!In this episode, the girls debrief the whole night ; the pre-show nerves, the backstage chaos, the goss, and how the show actually came together. And with the response they got… let’s just say, there might need to be more shows…Keep your eyes and ears peeled.Also, the ongoing battle continues: what are we calling our listeners?! Current front-runner: Squirrels 🐿️ (because at the end of the day… we’re just squirrels. ADHD girls unite.) Let us know your opinion!One more massive thank you to everyone who came, showed love, and made it unforgettable. We cannot wait to see more of you around Australia in the coming months. Wooooo.

The girls are back in the studio for a chin wag about absolutely everything and anything and this episode is dedicated to anyone celebrating their birthday today on February 3rd. Woo! Happy birthday you sexy Aquarius!!The girls agree the world has officially gone mad, but as Moma Shaza (Lorna’s mom) wisely says: “Fuck ’em, girl.” And just like that… the 2026 mantra is born.Meanwhile, Beverly discovers her hidden talent as the best yogi “hummer” in class. She also shares the traumatic childhood nose incident that left her with a deviated septum. Damn you, Brandon.Lorna updates us on the date with the mystery man the psychic predicted… will there be a second date? We shall see. Another potential suitor cancelled on her and let’s just say, the girls are not impressed.We also read out listener breakup stories and… they are WILD. You girls do not hold back.To finish, Lorna and Beverly each share three things they’re grateful for and invite you to do the same. From now on, this is how every episode will close. P. S they’re bringing back the words “dacent” and “scanty”. And don’t forget…TWO MORE DAYS UNTIL THE GIRLS’ LIVE SHOW AT PERTH FRINGE.Get your tickets in the link below 🎟️✨fringeworld.com.au/whats-on/the-ones-that-got-away-live-fw2026