The Ones That Got Away

Oh my godddddd… it’s the Season 2 finale 🎉The girls are diving into your anonymous questions from the squirrels and let’s just say… they’re juicy, a little intrusive, and very entertaining.Nothing is off-limits as the truth comes out and the girls spill ALL! They’ve had the best time this season and are so grateful for all the love, support, and laughs from you Squirrels. WHAT A LAUGH! Honestly, this season has been everything. The laughs, the chaos, the oversharing, and most of all - you, the listeners. The support has meant more than we could ever put into words 🥺💛We’re taking a tiny break (don’t panic), but Season 3 is already calling… and trust us, it’s going to be BIG.For now, sit back, press play, and enjoy the season finale. We love you, squirrels 🐿️✨

This week’s episode kicks off with a wild story as Lorna shares how she and Beverly were the only ones to step in and help a guy caught up in a brawl over the weekend… seriously chaotic scenes.From there, the girls dive into a more heartfelt chat about the teachers who truly made an impact on their lives. It takes a special kind of person to be a great teacher, and even at 31, there are certain ones they’ll never forget.They reminisce about their primary and secondary school days, reflecting on the moments and mentors who shaped them into who they are today.It’s a nostalgic trip down memory lane — one that might just have you thinking about the teachers who made a difference in your own life.

The girls kick off this week’s pod with two hilarious stories from those who shall not be named… one squirrel thought Nutella on her cheek was poo from her bum, and another thought her period was poo 😭😂 honestly WHAT IS GOING ON SQUIRRELS?!Then Beverly and Lorna take it all the way back, reminiscing on their dance college days - how they got in, what life was like, and where their love for performing arts first began.Bev also shares her absolutely chaotic audition story for performing arts college in the UK… including never actually practising her song out loud and fully freestyling her solo dance (are we even surprised?)Enjoy this week’s episode filled with dancing, singing, and all the memories from the girls’ college years!

This week, the girls are diving into the question everyone’s been wondering… did the salmon sperm actually work when it was the global obsession a few years ago? Did any of the squirrels give it a go? The people need answers, and the girls are still dying to know.Meanwhile, in true Bev fashion, after jinxing herself in last week’s episode, she has once again lost her toenail because apparently history really does repeat itself.Cosied up in their comfiest clothes, the girls get into all things Easter, religion, and the mystery of where on earth the Easter Bunny came from? Expect laughs, random fun facts, a few Easter surprises, and the usual chaos in this week’s episode. Enjoy!

The girls are still battling coughs, congestion, and what feels like a lifelong relationship with phlegm. At this point, it’s less a symptom and more a personality trait.They chat about their new housemate Selina, who’s slotted seamlessly into The Coddiwomplers crew. After being well and truly initiated into the realities of Perth life (including getting scammed when they first arrived), Beverly and Lorna step up to help Selina buy her first car - armed with hard-earned wisdom from FIFO life, pre-starts, and never being fooled twice.This week, the conversation takes a deeper turn as the girls dive into menstrual cycles and contraception, sparked by Lorna’s going to get her Mirena coil removed (but was convinced by the doctor to leave it in) opening up an honest, unfiltered chat about bodies, hormones, and everything in between.

The girls kick things off with some maaaanky stories (you’ve been warned… maybe don’t listen while eating 🤢).Lorna takes us through her wild trip to the UAE. What started as an unreal experience quickly turned into something straight out of a movie. Think missiles overhead during lunch, midnight emergency alerts, cancelled flights, and a last-minute dash to the airport to make it back to Australia in time for Pitch Festival… chaos doesn’t even cover it.From there, it’s all about Pitch - the music, the moments, and the magic of being surrounded by your people. The girls relive the weekend, from top-tier tunes to fully embracing their inner child (Stuck in the Mud made a comeback)They also dive into the differences between Aussie and Irish festival culture, sharing their best tips for a smooth, stress-free experience: tip number one : get the camper van.Expect laughter, a bit of madness, and stories you won’t forget anytime soon.

This week Beverly and Lorna welcome their first ever guest, Liverpool comedian and ‘King of the Riffs’, Kyle Legacy.The girls were actually shocked to see Kyle fully clothed for this recording — mainly because the last two times they ran into him, both he and Beverly were letting it all hang out on stage during some very memorable comedy shows!Expect chaos, honesty, and plenty of laughs as Kyle dives into stories from his life in comedy and how he got dared to perform his first gig to now making a full time living out of it, shares some surprisingly solid (but also questionable) advice for anyone thinking of getting on stage, and gets real about relationships, sex (would it even be a TOTGA podcast without mentioning this), and everything in between. Find Kyle on social media (mostly to see his ginger Afro):@lebronjamesofcomedy

The girls take it all the way back to their very first FIFO gig… and wow, what a time to be alive.Lorna confesses that when she first started, she fully planned to climb the construction ladder and become a superintendent which had Beverly in stitches. Are you for real girl?They crack up remembering the time Bev told Lorna the wrong name of the new girl on site and Lorna confidently called her that name over the two-way all day long. The commitment. The chaos. An actual skit.Safe to say… the girls absolutely LOST THEIR MARBLES on that job. Beverly shares the time she kicked a wall out of pure frustration, and Lorna opens up about snapping at the guy she was seeing for separating her and Bev at work. Heads were LOST! This episode is packed with laughter, unhinged memories, and stories from the wildest site they ever worked on.We hope you love listening to it as much as the girls loved recording it

THIS CONTENT IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLYThe girls are BACK from work together for the last time. Yes, Lorna actually went up for work after being told she couldn’t go last week. Things move FAST around here and she QUAT! End of an era but nothing will break the friendship of these two. The girls start the day at Meraki Pilates and talk about the magic and importance of real sisterhood. When you’re surrounded by driven, ambitious women, you can’t help but level up. Energy is contagious so choose a circle that pushes you higher and dream big Squirrels! TRIGGER WARNING:In today’s episode, the girls get into some darker topics and unpack what’s happening in the world right now. It’s a heavy one. They share what’s been flooding their algorithms, talk through some hard truths, and try to bring a little clarity to the chaos.