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The Ones That Got Away
S2: EP 3 - The Girl Who is NOT a Pussy
Season 2, Ep. 3
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In this week’s episode, the girls come in hot (literally) as they finally give in and turn on the air con. Beverly arrives serving full fashionista realness in Wednesday Adam’s shirt and Adidas K-Tape shorts, and we dive straight into the drama including the story behind why she got fired from her last FIFO gig (watch the carbonara video on our TikTok for reference).
A wild dream sends Beverly spiralling into memories of a Bali quad-biking incident that sent her flying onto a bank and landing in the cuntiest way!
The girls chat about why Kate became their housemate due to having her former housemates posting “The Golden House Rules”’ under her bedroom door and go totally off track and try think of what they could dress up as for Halloween. Yes, it’s December and they’re talking about Halloween but better late than never!
The convo spirals into why herpes appear in different areas of the body before they switch gears into our main topic this week: renting.
From reminiscing about their broke student days in Cambridge, to Lorna nearly moving in with a random man off the internet after a 45-minute cycle, to discussing rent prices in major cities around the world.
Beverly reflects on the time where she was living with a family during her time in college and her upbringing making her a domestic goddess, and they wrap with the story of how she secured a house in London (yes… Lost Village strikes again).
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01:10:59||Season 2, Ep. 7HELLO TWENTY TWENTY-SIX!Sorry Bev and Lorna ghosted you last week… The girls physically weren’t together, and as you know, chaos only works when they're in the same room.In this first episode of the year, Lorna and Beverly catch up on Christmas and New Year spent on opposite sides of the continent — from magic mushrooms to casually meeting a fella’s parents in New Zealand on a second date... Crazy? Standard behaviour tbh.We deep dive into the ins and outs of the year with their official review system: Beep Boop BOPS and Beep Boop FLOPS. Expect wild sex stories, questionable decisions, and one VERY unusual night of “show and tell” featuring Beverly, Lorna… and Kate (who is now under speculation that she is AI).Plus, they introduce one of the newest stars of the show, Heidi, and get hyped for their Perth Fringe show on Feb 5 — tickets are on sale now - link below!https://fringeworld.com.au/whats-on/the-ones-that-got-away-live-fw2026Thank you so much for your support so far and the girls can't wait to see what 2026 has in store!! xx
6. S2 : Ep 6 - The Girl Who Left One Singular Sip Of Milk
58:37||Season 2, Ep. 6Woooo! It’s the 2025 wrap-up episode and the girls are finally getting organised (we know… shocking). Turns out planning actually makes life easier — THANK GOD.Lorna spills the tea on how her housemate Kate did her dirty by drinking all the iced coffee and leaving behind nothing but a single, tragic sip of milk. Betrayal at its finest.The girls take a trip through each month of 2025, reminiscing on a year full of travel, festivals, chaos and having an absolute laugh - basically doing what they do best.Also, they’ve launched a brand new TikTok with their housemates… The Coddiwomplers 👀Follow along for the household antics!thank you so much for all your love and support during 2025! 2026 - LETS FUCKING GOOOO!!!
5. S2 : Ep 5 - The Girl Who Attended Her Own Memorial Service
56:32||Season 2, Ep. 5Ho ho ho baby! It’s the Christmas episode and the girls are officially in the festive spirit (even if Australia refuses to feel festive in 40-degree blistering heat). The girls agree that Christmas down under just isn’t the same but it is something everyone needs to experience at least once.Fresh off the flight home from FIFO Land, they share their plane food horror stories - one of them ending up with chocolate boobs (guess who 👀) while the other was left surviving on rations. Bev barely had time to blink before hopping off the plane and heading straight to her comedy gig, still in her work uniform, with urine in her knickers, becoming the first girl to ever go from red dust to the stage at Experimental Comedy Club. As if that wasn’t enough, Bev also landed an interview with a journalist from The New York Times - a huge week all round. Iconic behaviour.This Christmas marks a first for the girls, as they’re spending it apart since moving to Australia — Lorna heading back to Sydney, while Bev stays in Perth and heads off on a camping trip with her fella. The girls get real about Christmas, reminding listeners that it’s okay if you don’t love it - it can be a tough time, and at the end of the day, it is just another day. The girls want to wish you all a happy Christmas and hope Santa comes to all you sexy boys and girls!
4. S2 : Ep 4 - The Girl Who Died From Being Too Sexy
58:19||Season 2, Ep. 4Turning 31 came with cake overload, surprise after surprise, and a full-blown birthday day out — because Lorna and Beverly’s birthdays are only 3 days apart and their housemates understood the assignment.Things went downhill fast when the girls were blindfolded and dropped somewhere that looked way too much like a HYROX competition (actual nightmare fuel). Thankfully it was NOT HYROX — just The Ninja Academy, tackled in fake nails and blind panic!Lorna shares being yelled at by a man for wearing shorts and a sports bra on her Menty-B walk (sir, it’s 900 degrees in Perth).Beverly reveals how she sat through an 8+ hour back tattoo with barely a break, casually dissociating from the pain - a fascinating insight into mindset, endurance and emotional detachment.They finish by unpacking double standards, things they’re officially too old for, and might accidentally convince you to quit your job.🎟 Perth Fringe Show📍 5th Feb, 6pm – The Red Roomhttps://fringeworld.com.au/whats-on/the-ones-that-got-away-live-fw2026
2. S2: EP 2 - The Girl Who Fought The Neighbour From Hell
33:50||Season 2, Ep. 2The girls were late to the studio as they were picking up people’s trash - one man’s trash is another man’s treasure so welcome to a short episode 2. The Aussies sure do love leaving their unwanted belongings at the side of the road and for people looking to furnish their new home - WHAT A TREAT! The girls have recently moved to their new humble abode albeit having a neighbour from hell. Lorna had a full blown fight with with said neighbour “Bernard” at 10:30pm on a school night!! The topic of chat this week is about “festival security” and how different festivals have different rules and regulations. Listen to the girls reminiscing on some funny stories getting into festivals over the years.
1. S2: Ep 1 - The Girls are BACK!
49:02||Season 2, Ep. 1After a little hiatus and too much fun as always the girls are back! They go through what they’re bringing back this season such as boundaries, tattoos from apprentices and of course - bringing sexy back! Beverly and Lorna speak about their time away for EuroSummer - over 20 flights in 6 weeks CRAZY! They tell us their highlights of their time back home with loved ones and Lorna tells us about her crazy escaPLANES. New intro, new live show in February 2026 announced - it’s all happening! Get your tickets now in the link below!!! Shout out to all support so far, the girls are over the moon with all the love! P.S we hope you laugh at the bloopers at the end as much as we laughed trying to record!https://fringeworld.com.au/whats-on/the-ones-that-got-away-live-fw2026?utm_source=ig&utm_medium=social&utm_content=link_in_bio
16. S1: Ep 16 - The Girl Who Wears a Bald Cap & a Strap On
49:09||Season 1, Ep. 16It’s the girls’ final episode of season 1 before they have a little break for their EUROSUMMER!! Lorna looks for advice on a boy she met on a night out that she really fancied - what do you do when a boy airs you on WhatsApp but likes your story on instagram? Is it considered ghosting? She looks to the girls for some help. The girls were meant to get some airport drinkies after the podcast to head home to the motherland but chaos is never too far away - Bev is heading home and Lorna could be travelling to a war zone. Bev’s itinerary for summer is HECTIC & Lorna’s isn’t too far behind it. The girls are also trying to decide on what to call the listeners… the name is to be confirmed! Enjoy the final episode of season 1. We’ll be back soon!! Lots of love x
15. S1: Ep 15 - The Girl Who Thought Before She Shat
54:35||Season 1, Ep. 15The girls reunite after an unplanned month away from each other and have the biggest catch up of what happened in each of their little lives during their 4 week hiatus. Lorn tells Bev about the crazy men up in FIFO - such as a stalker and a married man with 12 kids which leads to them reminiscing on when Bev dated a stinky boy who said showers made him sticky. Bev then tells us about one of the most UNBELIEVABLE things that has ever happened to her in our storage unit… you wouldn’t believe it unless you saw it and she gave video evidence!!! Is it normal to get waves of 💩? Because Poor Bev was fighting for her liiiiife!!! Have a listen and join in on the laughter with us. It’s good to be back!