The Ones That Got Away

WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. HECKKKKKKThe girls just did their Perth Fringe show… and it SOLD OUT… yes you heard us. SOLD. OUT. They’re still riding the absolute high from the love in the room, the messages before and after, and the unreal support. Honestly… how lucky are they to have this community?!In this episode, the girls debrief the whole night ; the pre-show nerves, the backstage chaos, the goss, and how the show actually came together. And with the response they got… let’s just say, there might need to be more shows…Keep your eyes and ears peeled.Also, the ongoing battle continues: what are we calling our listeners?! Current front-runner: Squirrels 🐿️ (because at the end of the day… we’re just squirrels. ADHD girls unite.) Let us know your opinion!One more massive thank you to everyone who came, showed love, and made it unforgettable. We cannot wait to see more of you around Australia in the coming months. Wooooo.

The girls are back in the studio for a chin wag about absolutely everything and anything and this episode is dedicated to anyone celebrating their birthday today on February 3rd. Woo! Happy birthday you sexy Aquarius!!The girls agree the world has officially gone mad, but as Moma Shaza (Lorna’s mom) wisely says: “Fuck ’em, girl.” And just like that… the 2026 mantra is born.Meanwhile, Beverly discovers her hidden talent as the best yogi “hummer” in class. She also shares the traumatic childhood nose incident that left her with a deviated septum. Damn you, Brandon.Lorna updates us on the date with the mystery man the psychic predicted… will there be a second date? We shall see. Another potential suitor cancelled on her and let’s just say, the girls are not impressed.We also read out listener breakup stories and… they are WILD. You girls do not hold back.To finish, Lorna and Beverly each share three things they’re grateful for and invite you to do the same. From now on, this is how every episode will close. P. S they’re bringing back the words “dacent” and “scanty”. And don’t forget…TWO MORE DAYS UNTIL THE GIRLS’ LIVE SHOW AT PERTH FRINGE.Get your tickets in the link below 🎟️✨fringeworld.com.au/whats-on/the-ones-that-got-away-live-fw2026

Lorna kicks things off with a wild story about a friend’s Nana getting caught riding in the house - yes, you read that correctly. Proof you’re never too old to get your bit. Nanny is an absolute icon. The girls attempt the viral owl trend that’s taken over social media… but “who” did it better?Lorna and Beverly admit they happily live in La La Land especially when drama is unfolding around them and they haven’t a clue what’s going on (they’ll be keeping it that way). Just beep boop bopping through life and having a laugh is their prerogative. Lorna follows up on last week’s psychic cliffhanger about her love life and the coincidences are honestly jaw-droppingly WEIRD! The girls start unpacking the wild things people do post-breakup, and why heartbreak can send you slightly off the rails. They confess the unhinged things they did after their own breakups and talk about “the septum girl theory”.  The episode wraps up with Beverly explaining to Lorna what is going on with Beckham family feud and the drama that has the Internet in a chokehold!  THE GIRLS ARE PERFORMING AT PERTH FRINGE NEXT WEEK 5th FEBRUARY !!!!!THE RED ROOM, LEEDERVILLE AT 6PMGET YOUR TICKETS BELOW 🎟️ fringeworld.com.au/whats-on/the-ones-that-got-away-live-fw2026

The girls walked into the studio this week (very late, as usual) expecting a normal recording… only to find two men already in there. What started as an accidental crossover quickly turned into a future quartet collab with one small problem… profanity is not allowed on the boys’ podcast.Lorna shares how she was mistakenly identified as the local thief in a pharmacy thanks to a painfully innocent mix-up, while Beverly reveals the shocking story of how she manifested sharting before this week’s podcast recording. Yes. You read that correctly. The girls may be elite manifesters, but this episode proves you really do need to be careful what you wish for. EWWW. BALLBAG.From there, Lorna takes us through a 2026 manifesting mini-workshop, sharing her top three manifestation techniques and then drops a wild fourth method that most people would never expect… yet it may be one of the most sexy, powerful and potent ways to attract exactly what you desire.The girls also dive into gratitude, presence, and finding magic in the mundanity of life reminding us that joy doesn’t only live in big moments, but in grocery store aisles, margaritas and ordinary days.And finally, Beverly tells the story of leaving a book on a train - a moment the girls are convinced was destined to change the life of the stranger who found it… because the universe really does work in weird and wonderful ways.If you’re in Perth, don’t forget to grab your tickets in the link below for the girl’s live podcast show for the Perth Fringe!5th Feb at 6pm in the Red Room, Leedervillehttps://fringeworld.com.au/whats-on/the-ones-that-got-away-live-fw2026

HELLO TWENTY TWENTY-SIX!Sorry Bev and Lorna ghosted you last week… The girls physically weren’t together, and as you know, chaos only works when they're in the same room.In this first episode of the year, Lorna and Beverly catch up on Christmas and New Year spent on opposite sides of the continent — from magic mushrooms to casually meeting a fella’s parents in New Zealand on a second date... Crazy? Standard behaviour tbh.We deep dive into the ins and outs of the year with their official review system: Beep Boop BOPS and Beep Boop FLOPS. Expect wild sex stories, questionable decisions, and one VERY unusual night of “show and tell” featuring Beverly, Lorna… and Kate (who is now under speculation that she is AI).Plus, they introduce one of the newest stars of the show, Heidi, and get hyped for their Perth Fringe show on Feb 5 — tickets are on sale now - link below!https://fringeworld.com.au/whats-on/the-ones-that-got-away-live-fw2026Thank you so much for your support so far and the girls can't wait to see what 2026 has in store!! xx

Woooo! It’s the 2025 wrap-up episode and the girls are finally getting organised (we know… shocking). Turns out planning actually makes life easier — THANK GOD.Lorna spills the tea on how her housemate Kate did her dirty by drinking all the iced coffee and leaving behind nothing but a single, tragic sip of milk. Betrayal at its finest.The girls take a trip through each month of 2025, reminiscing on a year full of travel, festivals, chaos and having an absolute laugh - basically doing what they do best.Also, they’ve launched a brand new TikTok with their housemates… The Coddiwomplers 👀Follow along for the household antics!thank you so much for all your love and support during 2025! 2026 - LETS FUCKING GOOOO!!!