The North American Friends Movie Club

Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie ClubA tiny dentistA singing snowmanAnd the highly competitive world of reindeer gamesWe watched the 1964 stop motion Christmas animated television special - Rudolph the Red-Nosed ReindeerSo slip into your finest red feltsAnd jingle whatever bell you can get your hands onBecause we’re the Santas of podcastsAnd this show is your gift![Ho ho ho noise]

Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.A murder in Manhattan.A body in the borough. And a corpse in New Yorpse.We watched the 1993 black-comedy mystery film - Manhattan Murder MysterySo slip into an all beige ensemble.And throw on your smallest, roundest glasses.Because this is the podcast that never sleeps.And it’s time for your ears to wake up.[car horn sound - hey I’m walking over here sound]

Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.Three fancy wives.Three terrible husbands.And 48 of the finest pantsuits the 90s had to offer.We watched the 1996 comedy film - The First Wives ClubSo slip into your finest movie-watching scarf.And light up a 1990s indoor cigarette.Because you’ve reached the number one movie club in the world.And it’s 1996 so we have an answering machine![answering machine beep]

Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.A group of filmmakers.A secluded location.And a beautiful older woman!We watched the 2022 American slasher film - XSo fork some movie-hay into the cinema-barn.And feed a few dvds to your movie gators.Because this show is rated xWhich stands for extremely good podcast![shotgun sound]

Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.A handsome prince.The city of Queens.And the seductive power of mopping.We watched the 1988 romantic comedy film - Coming to AmericaSo summon the royal movie projector.And pop the royal popping corns. Because this show is the king of the podcast jungleAnd we’re about to bite your ears![lion roar noise]

Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.Bank-robbing brothers. Bloodsucking Bombshells.And a non-metaphorical penis gun.We watched the 1996 American action horror film - From Dusk till DawnSo wrap yourself in your longest movie-watching snake.And melt your enemies with a condom filled with holy water. Because you’re a nasty little podcast vampire... ...And this show is the blood!

Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.A nazi detective. A secret squad of soldiers.And a three-finger f*** up.We watched the 2009 satirical black comedy war film - Inglourious BasterdsSo order yourself some movie-watching strudels.And make sure you wait for the cream! Because we’re the proprietors of a small french cinema and le show starts right now.  

Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.A bloody bride. A collection of killers.And a sword sharp enough to cut god.We watched the 2003 martial arts action film - Kill Bill: Volume 1So slip on your yellow-ist jumpsuit.And spank a yakuza hitman with your priceless katana. Because we have unfinished business with your ears and our revenge starts right now.