The North American Friends Movie Club

Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.A bad banana with a greasy black peel.A nasty wasty skunk.And a dead tomato splotched with mouldy purple spots.We watched the 1966 animated television special - How the Grinch Stole Christmas! So break into your neighbour’s house.And lie to their smallest daughter.Because we’re the Dr. Seusses of PodcastsAnd this show is one of our popular books!The Grinch doesn’t have any famous noises for me to do. Just do pterodactyl. [pterodactyl noise]

Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.A theater production on the verge of collapse.A child in the midst of an existential crisis.And Snoopy!We watched the 1965 animated television special - A Charlie Brown Christmas.So pull out your shittiest Christmas tree.And recite an extremely long passage from the holy Christian bible.Because we’re the angels of podcasting.And this show is our tidings of great joy![solemnly] Amen. Amen.

Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie ClubA tiny dentistA singing snowmanAnd the highly competitive world of reindeer gamesWe watched the 1964 stop motion Christmas animated television special - Rudolph the Red-Nosed ReindeerSo slip into your finest red feltsAnd jingle whatever bell you can get your hands onBecause we’re the Santas of podcastsAnd this show is your gift![Ho ho ho noise]

Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.A murder in Manhattan.A body in the borough. And a corpse in New Yorpse.We watched the 1993 black-comedy mystery film - Manhattan Murder MysterySo slip into an all beige ensemble.And throw on your smallest, roundest glasses.Because this is the podcast that never sleeps.And it’s time for your ears to wake up.[car horn sound - hey I’m walking over here sound]

Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.Three fancy wives.Three terrible husbands.And 48 of the finest pantsuits the 90s had to offer.We watched the 1996 comedy film - The First Wives ClubSo slip into your finest movie-watching scarf.And light up a 1990s indoor cigarette.Because you’ve reached the number one movie club in the world.And it’s 1996 so we have an answering machine![answering machine beep]

Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.A group of filmmakers.A secluded location.And a beautiful older woman!We watched the 2022 American slasher film - XSo fork some movie-hay into the cinema-barn.And feed a few dvds to your movie gators.Because this show is rated xWhich stands for extremely good podcast![shotgun sound]

Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.A handsome prince.The city of Queens.And the seductive power of mopping.We watched the 1988 romantic comedy film - Coming to AmericaSo summon the royal movie projector.And pop the royal popping corns. Because this show is the king of the podcast jungleAnd we’re about to bite your ears![lion roar noise]

Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.A deranged General.A top-secret plan.And an unstoppable doomsday device.We watched the 1964 political satire black comedy - Dr. StrangeloveSo pour yourself a glass of rainwater.And don’t forget the grain alcoholBecause this podcast is big old bomb And your ears are about to get blown up!