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The Milkman of St. Gaff's

6. The Church

Howie goes to church.


Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.


  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens. 
  • Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. 
  • ad-free episodes and other perks

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  • Trailer

    02:30
    Lovecraft meets Kafka in this fantasy/horror podcast about Howie, a troubled young man who joins the milkmen on the island of St. Gaff's, only to discover that the milkmen harbor a dark and dangerous secret.
  • 1. The Mission

    24:42
    Lovecraft meets Kafka in this fantasy/horror podcast about Howie, a troubled young man who joins the milkmen on the island of St. Gaff’s, only to discover that the milkmen harbor a dark and dangerous secret.Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkmanThis is not a job. It’s a vocation. And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens. Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. . ad-free episodes and other perks.
  • 2. Files and Flies

    25:44
    Howie does his best to outsmart Mr. Billings and avoid being caught for his deception when applying to be a milkman. He also visits Dr. Barrett and sprays for flies at the receiving station.Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkmanThis is not a job. It’s a vocation. And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens. Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. ad-free episodes and other perks
  • 3. Numbers

    27:22
    Howie takes on more responsibility and makes a horrifying discovery in the parking lot. He takes a trip into the mountains and we meet Father Wheelan, the town's priest.Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkmanThis is not a job. It’s a vocation. And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens. Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. ad-free episodes and other perks
  • 4. The Man from D.O.L.A.

    28:44
    Howie helps with a strange mission, and gives us some clues about his background.Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkmanThis is not a job. It’s a vocation. And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens. Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. ad-free episodes and other perks
  • 5. The Police

    26:05
    Howie tries to fix his radio and has an unpleasant experience with the police.Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkmanThis is not a job. It’s a vocation. And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens. Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. ad-free episodes and other perks
  • 7. The Story

    28:50
    Howie takes another trip up the mountain to the radio station, has a strange encounter, and tries to win Stormy's heart.Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkmanThis is not a job. It’s a vocation. And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens. Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. ad-free episodes and other perks
  • 8. The Dream

    29:20
    Howie talks about his dreams and goes down some stairs.Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkmanThis is not a job. It’s a vocation. And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens. Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. ad-free episodes and other perks