The Clinton Baptiste Show

We kick off with Linda’s full report from the Capital Summertime Ball from Wembley where she discusses various of the popstars that now go under the title “legacy” acts. Clinton feels old.Clinton then discusses his dislike for dancing and throws another horrible modern term into the mix – namely “Picky bits”. YuckNext we hear from Gary Westerby from Grimsby with a spooky story of his own. We also plough into a couple of haunting stories from Take A Break Fate and Fortune.A bit of a departure from the norm next as we listen to Clinton’s appearance that very morning on the Radio X Breakfast Show with Chris MoylesAnd finally we tackle your personal problems.A reminder to everyone that Clinton is off on tour from the end of September 2026 supporting Barry from Watford in his UK tour “Shooting from the New Hip”. For tickets please go to barryfromwatford.co.ukWith thanks to Linda Pollock, Gary Westerby and Chris Moyles.Also thanks to Glowe with Sundown Studios for the fabulous outro music.Edited by Chris PavloProduced by Paul BakerAnd special thanks to Matt Stanley for his unrelenting promotional work.

Nocturnal injuries – she banged her head on the door while sitting on the loo.Meanwhile Clinton tells us about his friend Gavin who used to spark up when he went for a wee.We go to a true story called “A Legacy of Love” about a lady who heard her late Gran through a recording in a toy bear.Then we hear from a lady called Gina Baksa writing about her travels through spooky Britain.Now it’s time for PART 2 of the trip to The Plaza, Stockport as Clinton investigates the haunted circle.Finally we tackle your problems including the issue of an overbearing mother in law.With thanks to Linda, Ted Doan and everyone at the Stockport Plaza, Glowe and Sundown Studios for the end musicProduced by Paul BakerEdited by Chris PavloWith thanks to Matt StanleyPlease send your emails, problems and any MP3s to clinton@clintonbaptiste.comClinton’s t shirt available here: https://www.podcastmerch.co.uk/clinton-baptiste-merch

Linda wants to rave about Widow’s Bay a spooky tv showWhile Clinton says that real life is often spookier and regales us about reports of a weird stalker who sits in the front of the stalls with a doll of a performer…in real life!At last we’ve heard from a listener, in the shape of Chris Edwards and then we get down to business with a spooky story from Take A Break Fate and Fortune coincidentally about dolls.Clinton also tells us how he’s been ripped off by a Facebook Market place.Next is a spooky story about a haunted wardrobe and then we’re off to PART ONE of a trip to the haunted Plaza Theatre, Stockport.Then it’s more problem solving and it’s a first as listener Karl Roberts writes in with a query about dating for his friend ‘Sarge’.Following this we deal with all manner of spiritual and marital issues until it’s time to say goodbye.With thanks to Linda, Ted Doan and everyone at the Stockport Plaza, Glowe and Sundown Studios for the end music.Produced by Paul BakerEdited by Chris PavloWith thanks to Matt StanleyPlease send your emails, problems and any MP3s to clinton@clintonbaptiste.comClinton’s t shirt available here:https://www.podcastmerch.co.uk/clinton-baptiste-merch

We kick off with Linda’s rather shallow habit of judging people on how they make tea.From Take A Break Fate and Fortune we hear about a doggie that died and sent doggie messengers to his former owner then about a lady who was probably not a very good driver but claims the angels forced her into a garage as a warning!Then we hear from Rachael Macdonald, a regular contributor who is a flippin magnet for the ghosts!Finally we have your problems including a step dad who can’t help comparing his own daughter with his step and the problem of spitting up with someone who you don’t want to be with!With thanks to Linda, Rachael Macdonald, Glowe for her wonderful music and Matt Stanley for all his help.Edited by Chris PavloProduced by Paul Baker

Linda reveals that Beetroot salad is a revelation!And Clinton asks: What has grown on you over the years?Next we hear from a lady writing in Fate and Fortune who lost several pounds by looking to the universe for guidance. Then we take a tour round scary Coventry and speak to psychiatric nurse Alan who came to see a Clinton show recently.More problem solving next where among other things we tackle the issue of relationships with a bit of an age gap.With thanks to Linda, Alan, Glowe for her wonderful music and Matt Stanley for all his help.Edited by Chris PavloProduced by Paul Baker

Linda has been to see some performance art. The Wooster group.We talk about Movement and also some dangerous encounters as kids with grown ups.Then we read Tour and Terror about ghosts in the caves in Edinburgh.We have a story about ghosts in a department store in Cardiff!Then we hear from Jennie Ashford all about dogs haunted by someone in her house.And finally we have more Agony Aunt queries.With thanks to Linda Pollock and Tom for his MP3 recording plus Jennie Ashford for her doggie ghost stories, and Glowe with Sundown Studios for the end music.Produced by Paul Baker Engineered and Edited by Chris Pavlo Please send your emails and any MP3s to clinton@clintonbaptiste.comClinton’s t-shirt for this episode and other merchandise is available here: https://www.podcastmerch.co.uk/clinton-baptiste-merch

Linda has been to see Liberace and Liza Minelli in London, while Clinton has been involved with something equally camp.There are the usual terrifying stories, and then we speak to Karl Roberts on Zoom who tells us about a door being held shut at his home by a ghost. Then finally we tackle more of your Agony Aunt questions.With thanks to:Linda Pollock, Karl Roberts and Glowe with Sundown Studios for the end music.Produced by Paul BakerEdited by Chris PavloPlease send your emails, problems and any MP3s to clinton@clintonbaptiste.comClinton merch available here: https://www.podcastmerch.co.uk/clinton-baptiste-merch

In this week’s episode...Linda talks about Tik Tok gigolos and Clinton discusses Pick up artist tutorials. We hear from Ruth and listener Alex Macdonald with a spooky story about a shadowy figure at the end of the bed! Then we tackle your problems...SOLVED, as ever.With thanks to:Linda, Ruth, Alex Macdonald and Glowe and Sundown Studios for the end music.Produced by Paul BakerEdited by Chris PavloPlease send your emails, problems and any MP3s to clinton@clintonbaptiste.comClinton’s t shirt and other merchandise available here: https://www.podcastmerch.co.uk/clinton-baptiste-merch