The Clinton Baptiste Show

Well well well. It turns out it was Linda’s birthday duing the week! She never said!!Sadly our Linda no longer receives birthday money. Well that day comes to us all, I guess.And talking of birthdays, we kick off with a spooky but comforting tale about a lady who received a recipe from her deceased mum.IAIN MACLEOD then tells us a promising story that crashes and burns and Mark Sloane doesn’t do much better. But they TRIED!!!Mark redeemed himself by signing off “great show!”Next April Croft gets on the show by refering to Clinton as a ‘legend’.And we read out her suggestions for the live show title for 2028Gareth Jones then wades in with a spooky tale of his own haunted house.Florence Bridgeman is live on Zoom for a tale that we’ve already mentioned the other week about her seeing someone in ASDA. 6/10And then we come back with more problem solving.What a fabulous show! Thank you as ever for your support. Next time we’ll be coming from the 100 Club in London’s fancy West End. Thanks people.For tickets to see Clinton supporting Barry from Watford in his show “Shooting from the New Hip” from September go to Barryfromwatford.co.ukAnd to see Clinton in the extension of his tour “Spectral Intercourse” go to Clintonbaptiste.comWITH THANKS TOLinda PollockIain MacleodMark SloaneApril Croft Gareth JonesFlorence BridgemanGlowe with Sundown StudiosChris PavloPaul BakerMatt Stanley

Linda is like all of us….easily distracted with social media slop. But she is happy to reveal she’s Linda finally finished a book she’s been reading for a year.Next we hear from grandmother Angela Peters in Fate and Fortune who married a fella considerably younger in Nigeria……don’t judge!And so to your emails. Stuart Driscoll was first with his spooky tale about a monkey. God knows….Then Rosey from ‘Simply Ghost Nights’ wades in with a cracker.Next it’s Caroline Lynch-Bell from the spooky Toothill Hall who kindly sent in an actual ghost video!For tickets to see Clinton supporting Barry from Watford in his show “Shooting from the New Hip” from September go to Barryfromwatford.co.ukAnd to see Clinton in the extension of his tour “Spectral Intercourse” go to Clintonbaptiste.comWITH THANKS TO:Stuart DriscollRosey from Simply Ghost NightsCaroline Lynch-Bell David BoyceChris PavloPaul BakerGlowe and Matt Stanley

Linda tells us that she cleverly watched the solar eclipse through a colander while other friends burned their retinas.And we are soon to move on to a fearsome feline story about Moxie the cat from Take A Break Fate and Fortune.Moving to the ghost stories you kindly sent in, we start off with Jason Turley with a spooky tale from Down underAnd then Dave Twentyman who seems perennially haunted!Natha Harrad is next and then David Honeywell.What follows next is a recording sent in by Matt Smith which is eerily similar and then we tackle your spiritual problems.Please don’t forget to send in an problems you want solving….or anything really to clinton@clintonbaptiste.comFor tickets to see Clinton supporting Barry from Watford in his show “Shooting from the New Hip”. from September go to Barryfromwatford.co.ukAnd to see Clinton in the extension of his tour “Spectral Intercourse” go to Clintonbaptiste.comWITH THANKS TOJASON TURLEYDAVID TWENTYMANNATHAN HARRODDAVID HONEYWELLMATT SMITHGLOWE with Sundown StudiosCHRIS PAVLO, PAUL BAKER and MATT STANLEY

There’s talk of the Hosepipe ban and who’s allowed to flout it.And then we hear from Florence Bridgeman who wrote in with a curious email.Gordon Breslin, the husband of 100 Club regular Clea tells us a fascinating tale from the wilds of France, then it’s back to Tik Tok to hear from Jack O’Lantern.We speak to conduit to the spirits Rebel Rebel on zoom and then it’s your problems.Plenty to get through. Thanks to Linda Pollock, Florence Bridgeman, Gordon Breslin, Jack O’Lantern, Rebel Rebel, Chris Pavlo, Paul Baker & Glowe

We begin with Linda discussing the film “The Invite”And go on to discuss AI. Something that will NOT be invading Clinton towers for the podcast.Robin Fitzpatrick tells us a not so spooky story and then we hear from Silent Creek on Tik TokNext up is CHRISTINE BIEN with a very odd tale about a man she met on the beach and Clinton speaks to her on ZoomFinally, it’s your problems – marital, sexual or every day. Let us solve them!On that score contact us at clinton@clintonbaptiste.comThanks to Linda Pollock, Lu Marsh, Chris Thompson, Robin Fitzpatrick Silent Creeks, Chris Bien…Not Les Bian, and Glowe with SUndownEdited by Chris Pavlo, Produced by Paul Baker with thanks to Matt Stanley for all his PR efforts.

Linda has a new apple watch! Clinton hates his.More title suggestions for Clinton’s next tour from Brian HiltonAnd then we hear the true story of a lady haunted by her in laws and follow this up with a particularly distasteful story about a woman who had a baby shower in a haunted house.Then we from John Gunstone who spoke to Clinton from his jacuzzi last week.And then it’s problem solving time.A reminder to everyone that Clinton is off on tour from the end of September 2026 supporting Barry from Watford in his UK tour “Shooting from the New Hip”. For tickets please go to barryfromwatford.co.ukWith thanks to Linda Pollock, John GunstoneAlso thanks to Glowe with Sundown Studios for the fabulous outro music.Edited by Chris PavloProduced by Paul BakerAnd special thanks to Matt Stanley for his unrelenting promotional work.

Linda opens things by tellin us say she’s not going on holiday and Clinton invites her to guess where he is off to.We hear from listener Alex Macdonald and Sharon Craine with their suggestions for Clinton’s next tour and then we hear from James G via Patreon with his ghost story.Next it’s My Spooky Saviour from Take A Break Fate and Fortune about a ghostly sailor.Next it’s the perils of dying and coming back to life on various occasions from another writer where Clinton and Linda get side tracked about George Michael.We follow this up with Clinton’s appearance on Radio X this last week with Chris Moyles and Maisie Adam, and then we get to your personal problems.A reminder to everyone that Clinton is off on tour from the end of September 2026 supporting Barry from Watford in his UK tour “Shooting from the New Hip”. For tickets please go to barryfromwatford.co.ukWith thanks to Linda Pollock, to Chris Moyles and Maisie AdamAlso thanks to Glowe with Sundown Studios for the fabulous outro music.Edited by Chris PavloProduced by Paul BakerAnd special thanks to Matt Stanley for his unrelenting promotional work.

Linda tells us about Exam trauma and Clinton regales us about a supply teacher called Manfred from his school days a hundred years ago.And yes….more people have contacted the show. It’s a naked man special this week, as Stu Petrie and John Gunstone send in their stories…in the buff.We then hear a curiously charming love story called Love at Second Sight.Next we hear from Lucy Marsh who sent in a spooky tale.Finally we go to your problems..…. Another productive week!A reminder to everyone that Clinton is off on tour from the end of September 2026 supporting Barry from Watford in his UK tour “Shooting from the New Hip”. For tickets please go to barryfromwatford.co.ukWith thanks to Linda Pollock, John Petrie, John Gunstone and Lucy MarshAlso thanks to Glowe with Sundown Studios for the fabulous outro music.Edited by Chris PavloProduced by Paul BakerAnd special thanks to Matt Stanley for his unrelenting promotional work.