The Book of Murdoc

Patreon Bits. The other Swedish Chef. You can't deport The Boss. Chucky died. Rainbow Bridges. Where's my helicopter? BoM Squad? Welcome Nord VPN! Kinda.

We watch 1996's Great White Hype, Share stories, Figure out who producer Jakob looks like, Hot school teachers, Renting movies from the TV, Fashion friendly clothes for husky fellas, All new patreon in the works!Patreon.com/MurdocJ

Return of the Petey. My Senator friends. Back at it with the sponsor stories. Alternative Mt Dew flavors. RIP Morris the Gator. Date My Age ads, Reality TV stereotypes, Sperm races, Baby T-Rex. Lincoln's high pitch voice. Clemenza.

Petey joins! Bummer Popes. .08 Blood of Christ limit. Harmonicas?! High school football stories. Herb Alpert boot knockers. RIP JB. One of the first dudes to treat you like a man. I'll always remember it, homie. Dishpig Buffet. Catholic Adjacent. Punch me into that Conclave. T-Rex fixes for humanity. The first Murdoc at the Movies

Murdoc and Jakob not Jake talk the twins being back in town, Pawn Stars bragging, Slam Frank the musical, Build-a-gun workshop, AAA standoff, All Your Data. Crispy Sips.

A big part of playing craps is vibe. You can AI me, but it won't be as funny. A good Vegas run. Younger Me / Older Marty, Val Kilmer, again. The wake of men in the trail of Cher. Jakob not Jake change of heart. Big dog Vulvas.

Last meals with Francis. Dog cocaine. Powerball Karma. The rare full apology. B-Side Val Kilmers. Vajazaling Updates. Must Watch Val Movies. Strike 1 on the new kid.

Listening to me talk about WuTang is like listening to a kid on the spectrum talk about trains. 2 Martini Perfect. Early mornings. 23andMe meltdown. WTF Seed Oil. Samsung deaths. TV Gadgets. Rich people grocery shopping. JFC, Hegseth. Bulldog blues. @Murdocj

Back from DC. I'd like a Max W and the 7. Immigrant Jesus'. Iraqi Sitcom Ideas. Nancy Grace. Bum Rats. Burial Plans. Male Strippers. Back to the Future Hypotheticals. @Murdocj