The Book of Murdoc

Petey joins! Bummer Popes. .08 Blood of Christ limit. Harmonicas?! High school football stories. Herb Alpert boot knockers. RIP JB. One of the first dudes to treat you like a man. I'll always remember it, homie. Dishpig Buffet. Catholic Adjacent. Punch me into that Conclave. T-Rex fixes for humanity. The first Murdoc at the Movies

Murdoc and Jakob not Jake talk the twins being back in town, Pawn Stars bragging, Slam Frank the musical, Build-a-gun workshop, AAA standoff, All Your Data. Crispy Sips.

A big part of playing craps is vibe. You can AI me, but it won't be as funny. A good Vegas run. Younger Me / Older Marty, Val Kilmer, again. The wake of men in the trail of Cher. Jakob not Jake change of heart. Big dog Vulvas.

Last meals with Francis. Dog cocaine. Powerball Karma. The rare full apology. B-Side Val Kilmers. Vajazaling Updates. Must Watch Val Movies. Strike 1 on the new kid.

Listening to me talk about WuTang is like listening to a kid on the spectrum talk about trains. 2 Martini Perfect. Early mornings. 23andMe meltdown. WTF Seed Oil. Samsung deaths. TV Gadgets. Rich people grocery shopping. JFC, Hegseth. Bulldog blues. @Murdocj

Back from DC. I'd like a Max W and the 7. Immigrant Jesus'. Iraqi Sitcom Ideas. Nancy Grace. Bum Rats. Burial Plans. Male Strippers. Back to the Future Hypotheticals. @Murdocj

Middle school shenanigans. Lupe Fiasco. Airplane deals. I'm not saying he's innocent. False positive lesbians. Personal Injury ads going hard in the paint. Amazon bought Bond. Murdoc at the Movies. (with Petey)

The Hard No Game. The new kid swings for the fences. The show goes on because it's 11:30. Production is a sandwich. Calderas. Vegas stories. SNL 50th. Skijoring fashion.

Meet the new Jakob. Green chilis.Thanks to jennpduckytattoos for Wild Billy Reubens. Thank you Frank Black for meeting the bar. Old gay hangs. Smarf's is a must. Giddy Up Jingle Horse, It's Stock Show time! Warm the broth. Hot or Not was a thing that existed. I can get you kangaroo meat by Tuesday. If the horizon is in the middle... Halftime Shows. Fat and Skinny Drew Carey.