Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Casino makes winning pay table Fire me for driving too fast at 15 kph then tell me to drive back the district office? You got it boss!! "There's nothing that says the marketing team doesn't work directly with clients." Hope you enjoyed your drive! Malicious Compliance at culinary school Mrs. Evans, Keeper of the Dress Code If It Ain’t in the Ticket, It Ain’t My Problem

Reddit rSlash Storytime r tifu where TIFU by realizing my "mute" button wasn't muted during a 2-hour stakeholder meeting. TIFUpdate I told my PM to "get to the point" in front of 40 people. I finally opened Slack. TIFU by throwing out a family heirloom TIFU by picking my belly button TIFU by telling a stranger their baby was a potato TIFU by taking Salvia TIFU by putting two lightning strikes next to my username TIFU by not going to the doctor for my "heartburn". TIFU by letting myself into my sisters house to drop off some stuff TIFU by falling for an escort

Reddit rSlash Storytime r traumatizethemback where Pregnant? Not Unless It's The Second Coming! Gonna make fun of a stranger for having ketchup on their steak? Prepare for the clap back. People don't believe I am disabled, so I show them my scars Building manager gave me attitude for years and i finally decided to stop taking his crap “Just tough it out!” Said moments before helicopters, sheriffs, and ambulances are all called My Grade 1 teacher tried to tell my mum I never did homework You lost so much weight you look great!

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? AITA for not letting the previous owner of my house come back in to see it again after she had moved out AITA for refusing to clock out early so my coworker can take her kid to the hospital? AITA for telling my roommate I won’t be changing my habits because of him bringing his friends over? AITA for "letting" a kid go home with his actual parent? AITA for showing up to my nephew’s birthday party without the cupcakes I said I would bake UPDATE: AITA for showing up to my nephew’s birthday party without the cupcakes I said I would bake AITA for telling my friend to deal with the consequences of disrespecting girl code? AITA for not realizing how much help my pregnant sibling needed? AITA for telling my DIL that I got the iPads for the kids but I have locked her out of the settings AITA for not accepting this birthday gift?

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where You just want me to submit tickets, no exceptions? Okay. Ok I’ll stay on camera Want Me To Update My Activity Tracker? Let’s Go Back To My Hire Date Tell me to shut up and do as im told? Mkay Mystery Shopping Nonsense "WE HAVE RULES IN THIS HOUSE!"? Thanks for reminding me, bro! Manager Mayhem Sure; I’ll keep my mouth shut

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where I used theatrics to spite my bully. He was pretty dramatic about the whole thing. You want special treatment? I would love to! Boss tried to sleep with my fiancée Steal furniture? Almost lose your job The story when me and my (ex-gf) tricked an internet creep into snorting baking soda

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for not paying for Thanksgiving groceries as a guest? AITA for not giving individual Christmas gifts to my sister's kids? AITA for insisting on leaving at 1 PM before a 6-hour drive despite my aunt’s pressure? AITA for letting my friend borrow a tampon that I didn’t buy AITA for not paying my brothers taxes/not feeling guilty for traveling? AITA for locking my bedroom door after my roommate kept going to my stuff even after I asked her not to do that? AITA for giving my son's girlfriend a budget for the dinners she's making? AITA for refusing to take in my in-laws? AITA for not helping pay for my cousin's meal?

Reddit rSlash Storytime r doesanybodyelse where DAE : Am I the Only One Who Drinks with My Lips Inside the Glass? Does anybody else not want to be in management/the boss? DAE find that any time a TV is turned on in someone's house, motion smoothing is on, it's not a choice they made, and they can never ever tell the difference? DAE have less and less tolerance for people's nonsense/toxicity as they get older? DAE feel deep down that anyone you interact with would rather not interact with you, regardless of what they say, or how it seems on the surface? With very very few exceptions? Does anybody else never laugh when watching comedy shows, even though you still find it entertaining? DAE have a weird memory from thier childhood that they can't tell if it's real or not? DAE DAE act like the holidays don’t exist? DAE feel like garage sales aren’t cheap anymore and people price a lot of stuff pretty crazy? DAE feel like they can’t relax unless everything at home is clean and done? DAE get weirdly cozy when there's ambient danger but you're safe? DAE have relatives with the coolest life stories that they don’t share until they casually come up in conversation? DAE feel the need to see their boyfriend's b-hole?