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maliciouscompliance where No more VTO "You're only here to count." I had my yard certified as a National Wildlife Habitat to spite a busybody neighbor I wore a suit to work and got my supervisor soft demoted Confetti it is then Send out defective parts? Ok We don’t use track changes here! Pipe Exploded on the Weekend — But Hey, At Least We Saved on Overtime!" Punishing me for underperforming for 1 day in 2 years? No problem. “You’re Not Paid to Think”—Okay, So I Didn’t.

r amithejerk? where AITA for not letting new neighbours put scaffolding on my drive for 2 weeks AITA for publicly shaming two elderly neighbors and filing a lawsuit against them? AITA for objecting to buying expensive painting supplies for my godson? AITA for taking my daughter out of school for a week for a vacation AITA for refusing to do house chores after my mom said only girls should do them? AITA for ditching lunch with friends because of one them brought a dog? AITA for telling a guy at my gym he’s a creep and needs to change somewhere else AITA for not giving up my usual study spot to a fourth year just because she asked? AITA for leaving to have my break in another room when someone else walked into the one I was already in? AITA told my co-worker that she's falling for romance scam and now she's upset. AITA for not cleaning before guests came over because I was tired?

r amithejerk? where AITA for telling my sister I wont be her maid of honor because she didnt come to my wedding due to her dog dying? AITAH for playing a voice recording to prove to my friend her daughter isn’t nonverbal? AITA for backing out of my friend’s wedding after she invited the guy my partner cheated on me with? AITA for not inviting my nephew to my sons birthday party? AITA for snapping when someone rubbed my belly and implied I might be pregnant? AITA for not disclosing to my housemates that my family has money and refusing to pay more monthly? AITA for explaining to my future SIL why her kids will never receive anything from us? AITA for refusing to cover my tattoos for my boyfriend’s family dinner? AITA for not sharing the "good tea" with a friend

r amithejerk? where AITA for buying my sister a super expensive gift for her 40th birthday? AITA to my gf for liking a classmate and friend’s Instagram post of her pole dancing? AITA for holding SO responsible for kid eating food meant to be shared AITA if i block this lady? AITAH for telling my husband I don’t want his mom to come in our vacation with us? AITA for refusing to reschedule a funeral? WIBTA for not going to a friends wedding because I didn't get invited to the reception? AITA For bringing food to my friend's party? AITA for snapping at my mom after she tried to force me to learn sign language? AITA for saying her cats shouldn’t have full access to the house?

r TOMC where I pretended to be asleep when my mom apologized to me for everything My husband’s childhood best friend asked me for a favor, then humiliated me in front of her family. I’m done being the bigger person. I was told not to ‘act single’ at my own birthday party, by my Bfriend I lied to my doctor, she subsequently found a possible autoimmune disease. I fell in love with my girlfriend today My girlfriend forgot to log out from my phone and I read something that changed our relationship. Brothers new wife banned him from playing videos games with us, found out last night and having a hard time being happy for him today. My wife made me realize how blind I’ve been my whole life

r amithejerk? where AITA for refusing to give my little brother my car after I turned 18 AITA for canceling one of two hotel rooms? AITA for holding 2 year old daughter when she was having a meltdown? AITA for yelling at my husband when he told me No I couldn’t drive. his truck to work. AITA for changing the locks on my room and not telling my father AITA Declining an Invitation After Finding Out the Cost WIBTA if I asked my mom to stop parking in the parent and child parking spaces everytime she goes shopping with me? AITA for carrying my service dog in a purse? WIBTA for not Attending a Wedding where my wife was excluded from the bachelorette party? AITA for telling my friend I can’t go to her destination wedding because it’s too expensive, but then also going on mini vacations with my husband?

r TIFU TIFU for feeding my children first even if I am very hungry. TIFU by buying myself a fancy jacket and instantly starting a rumor at work TIFU by buying a bean bag chair for my wife I kept sending the wrong information to my Insurance about my income and eventually ignored them, resulting in me possibly having to pay 10.000€ in back-pay. today I freaked up by opening up old medical records and finding out my memory issues are way worse than I realized. After completing the service, went call the dog owner to pick up their dog ala store pager, but she was already on her way. Left the pager record the next almost 5 minutes of conversation for the whole store to hear me slowly panic about how to turn the recording off. It repeated three times. My friends now genuinely believe I crashed out because of angsty Kasane Teto videos in my search history. Fml didn't pay attention while mopping and got startled by a customer which caused me to bump my head resulting in a huge painful bump, broken glases, damage to my car that I can't afford to fix, and spending money I didn't have on new glasses. Asked for some time off after getting ahead financially, worded the email too vaguely, and my boss thought I was about to quit. Office rumors exploded within a day.

r TOMC where My Ex left me a month before engagement for « the girl I shouldnt worry about » now she stalks me My Girlfriend is 5 months pregnant. Found out it probably isn't mine I'm so glad I don't have to date anymore. My friends sound miserable when they talk about it. I told my friend I needed to leave early because I was anxious. She laughed and said, ‘You always do this My mother won't stop sending money back home, and now she's in severe debt.

r TIFU TIFU by not realising I didn't have a master's degree TIFU by ending up on Fox News TIFU by accidentally becoming the villain in 40 kids’ morning Tried to boost my confidence with a flirty calendar reminder, accidentally shared it with coworkers, now they think I’m either smooth or slowly unraveling. Got super high at the mall, my friend dared me to ask a girl for her number, I somehow pulled it off, then immediately passed out from nerves and woke up to a crowd staring at me in Dunkin’ Donuts. I accidentally speedballed myself at work. I spent an hour taking and editing photos in my building’s laundry room with “Do Not Disturb” on. My family panicked when I didn’t answer, called 999 for a wellness check, and tracked my movements, which were just me trying to get good angles. I told them that if something actually happens to me and they need to show police photos of me, to actually send ones where I don’t look hideous. I made a joke at what I thought was a pair of joggers. It turned out one of the joggers was a thief and the other was a victim being actively mugged. My whole office brute forced chunky crap water to spray all over the inside of our building's janitor closet over the course of 2 days. TIFU by remembering to pack everything for a business trip but then forgetting my entire suitcase.