Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r TIFU My cats chased a mouse into the toilet while I was using it, leading to a surprise attack on my rear and an unexpected naked rescue mission. Was looking at instagram replies with gf, saw a conversation with a person I didnt recognize, gf gets defensive saying it was an online friend and that their conversation was private - got told she was being defensive because she was embarrassed I tore my ACL in half and needed knee reconstruction surgery because I cranked that soulja boy too hard. I let my daughter wear her glittery dress around the house and now we're having to deep clean on our day off. I forgot my apocalyptic alarm was on and accidentally left it in an immovable safe to torture my roommate, probably will get kicked out. accidentally said foreplay, instead of roleplay to my class Accidentally spilled the beans now i don't know what is going to happen Zoned out driving and ended up 10 miles off course. Came home, deep-cleaned my house, and then spilled vacuum dirt and mop water all over the freshly cleaned floors. I accidentally sent my mom a picture of my bf's bare butt while I was cuddling with him thinking it was a NYT puzzle screenshot. My mom saw the picture of my boyfriend's bare butt and has made some bad jokes about it but she agrees it looks like spongebob. My mom saw the picture of my boyfriend's bare butt and has made some bad jokes about it but she agrees it looks like spongebob. Coworker listed a number of behaviors they had witnessed me do casually and they all just believe I have autism and I now question how many of them actually like me instead of pretending to.