Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r talesfromretail where Customer was correctly told an item wasn’t in stock, later receives an offer to order it, and so would like to complain. Lady tries to claim a "Free Fruit for Kids" promo that ended 5 years ago. Met the avatar of suburban despair last week This middle aged guy I call the Negotiator thinks our corporate grocery store is a bazaar in the middle of nowhere A lady came in wanting to buy something from a different store. We have a regular who knows our menu better than some of our staff and honestly I have mixed feelings about it Customer tries to call corporate over a piece of candy. Customer forgot we were human beings and had families this happened years ago but i still think about it a lot

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for telling my boyfriend that his masculinity was fragile after he refused to buy me pads? AITAH For Not Wanting To Give My DNA In Order To Try And Reconcile With My Brother? AITA for calling my friend desperate and leaving her by herself?

Reddit rSlash Storytime r pettyrevenge where DoorDash driver stole my food Want to make mushroom on monday and ruin my night? Get ready to work tomorrrow. Influencer influenced got instant petty revenge on someone who was harassing animals My coworker kept taking credit for closing tasks, so I stopped reminding him about the one thing that made him look useful Made two colleagues put weight on Bad Hangover “You don’t need the air con on, it’s not that hot” Neighbor was a controlling butt Second Shift Shenanigans Priest gets petty revenge on young altar boys Petty for me.. not so much for him...

Reddit rSlash Storytime r pettyrevenge where Controlling housemate told me not to sleep with him… so I did (loudly) They ruined my laundry, so I made their next load… memorable Be a good neighbor Someone invited me to play the FAFO game... Keith shouldn’t have insulted my wife Discovered (by accident) that my ex-fiance is still using my employee discount. Expensive car parked too close Bees matter, lol. You want to be petty with everyone at work? Okay no problem! I can do the same! I got revenge on a school bully by pretending to not know him Go get it! Exposed “predator professor” i let my upstairs neighbor's own cigarette butts get him fined

Reddit rSlash Storytime r bestofredditorupdates where TIFU by accidentally learning my coworker's salary and now I can't stop doing math during meetings An anonymous person messaged me (F27) saying that my boyfriend (M29) of 3 years was arrested… can you help me know what I should do next?

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Manager said to follow the checklist exactly, so I did. Every single line. You want to know what I'm doing? Holly Jolly Malicious Compliance Wanna smell my fingers? Ok. Dog TV Rude customer asked . . . and received Don’t give me all fives! Sure, I can tell them everything!

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITAH for leaving my friends fiancé stranded for trying to make a move on me AITA for ransacking my boyfriend’s apartment? AITAH for wanting to quit my unpaid co-host role after being told I couldn’t cancel when my pet was dying? AITA For “lying” to my partner about having kids and laughing about it? (New Final Update)

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where my professor said any source is valid as long as I cite it properly. so I cited him. You Want Exact Productivity Metrics? Sure Thing! You want me to escalate every time? Ok then! "Come in, or find another job" Exactly what’s on the syllabus? No problem, Professor. You want me to use the exact script word for word? Absolutely. Our software team wouldn't help, so I forced their hand. Manager said to document everything. So I did. Complying maliciously kinda backfired on me Exact Change The customer is always right about the delivery address even when he is wrong You want to know what I'm doing?