Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r traumatizethemback where “And what are we having?” You mean besides these tumors and your audacity? Thanks, they’re from a funeral Boomer commenting on my “bump” No, that pouch is not your sister’s. Birthday boy "Sure, throw my pants away. Your purse will be next." Terminally ill kids at Disney You want my wheelchair?? I lied and told a woman I had cancer after she touched my stomach without permission, thinking I was pregnant Mother forces vegan me to eat steak & kidney pie. Projectile purging commenced over dining table I deserved it! I deserved it!!

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for calling the police on an elderly woman who blocked a parking spot and made me miss my doctor’s appointment? WIBTA If I refused to switch dorms with a girl who was autistic? AITA smoking weed on my porch? AITA for telling my roommate that she should go to her bedroom while I have friends over? AITA for leaving my phone on “Do Not Disturb” at night and making my mom worry? AITAH For buying my stepdaughter, a traditional Navajo dress for graduation? AITA for lying to my family about how much money I have? AITA for calling my mom names after she wants me to miss my father's funeral?

Reddit rSlash Storytime r pettyrevenge where Missionaries parked in our lot to knock on doors, so I had their car towed. The Office White Elephant Gift Exchange Should Not be Mandatory Hid tuna fish in curtain rod I take an entitled woman’s cart full of groceries (with update) Make my girlfriend feel bad at work? I'll make you feel bad about your ring. My step-mother gets her just desserts after my father passed. My ex-roomates mocked me for wanting to lock the door, so I stole a potato peeler from their unlocked apartment. Ok then block my driveway I Saved 5 Years of Discarded Dog Bones and Returned Them to My Neighbor

Reddit rSlash Storytime r bestofredditorupdates where my coworker is creeping me out, but I don’t know why I tested positive for gonorrhoea. I've been married for 19 years. My (24F) Husband (23M) Faked Fainting After I Gave Birth

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Free device upgrade after 12 months but internal policy to not replace anything less than 2 years old... if it's "functional". Get a list of work restrictions? Ok. Why are you standing? Just prevent anyone from sending messages to a group unless they are in that group US Navy MC MC^2 Days of our Lowe’s real car in childrens room My teacher said every essay had to be "at least one page." She never said anything about font size. we have to wear a tie????

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where My stepmother said I was being inconsiderate for making myself food after I got off work Aunt tells me that my paycheck should go towards her sons college fees when she didn't let me stay at her house in order to attend school

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for refusing to return a lost pet? AITA for wanting to report a teacher who keeps cancelling recess? AITA for telling my girlfriend to go and ask to be adopted by the couple she is so obsessed with?

Reddit rSlash Storytime r traumatizethemback where Landlord is retaliating so I'm retaliating harder Landlord retaliation update Dad wouldn't stop saying things I didn't wanna hear Woman rudely tells me to get plastic surgery, I tell her… Mother Tries to Spank Teenager and Regrets It I look great because my parents are dead… Wanna bully my weight?? Fine. Let's see what you have to say now. Some guy decided to get into my business and ask where my dad was so I told him Not sick enough to miss a practice exam? No problem! I'm dying! Uncle's wife doesn't like my t-shirt and she faked a breakdown to my response

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Customer berated me daily for not sending her refrigerator manual fast enough. I fixed that. My buddy did not need a spotter for his bench press attempt Don't believe me that I have severe bowel issues enjoy having it clogged and fleece toilet You want me to complete more tasks? Not a problem, boss. Military oven cleaning in 1971 Who's that? Want me to serve you food? I will serve you food