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My 9 Year Old REFUSES To Sleep r/MaliciousCompliance Reddit Stories
Season 30, Ep. 52
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maliciouscompliance where 9yo son going to sleep My customer was always asking for a discount Hire Her, No Matter What. As you wish. Needs More Lemons? Alright Then. Want ambulances to travel faster than the speed of light? No. Raise denied for not working overtime Yes Sir You're the Lawyer Sir Every communication with the customer needs to be logged? You got it! He refused to go shopping for dress clothes, so he ended up in my old suit
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