Storytime

r TIFU TIFU: Ripping Butt on an Airplane TIFU by looking up my SO’s Reddit TIFU by throwing a surprise party for my super introverted roommate TIFU by telling my girlfriend I’m not ready to take care of her kid TIFU by letting my girlfriend take a “funny” picture of me and having her friends accidentally see it TIFU by not tipping the cashier? TIFU by mistaking a stranger’s car for mine and sitting in it for 5 minutes before realizing

r amithejerk? where AITA telling my cousin the real reason I stopped letting her babysit my daughter was her own behavior? AITA for not waiting for my partner at the police station after he was questioned for something he did behind my back? AITA for not labeling my pocket knife as not safe for food? AITA for pouring my girlfriend’s mom’s soup through a colander so I can pick out some vegetables I really don’t like? AITA for not giving my roommate my half of the security deposit? AITA for putting a sign above the toilet? AITA for kicking my wife’s family out after they kept extending their stay? WIBTA for announcing my engagement the day before my sister's baby shower WIBTA if I rescinded my offer to hire a babysitter for my child free wedding AITA for telling my dad to pay for his own holidays

maliciouscompliance where You want me to go home? Okay! Ok let’s call the park officer We never have time to do it correct, but we always have time to do it again. Written account of everything. When is lunch? Receptionist to Office Coordinator real quick HAHA "Just scrub harder" Talk to the Hand Dress more appropriately for church. Sure, I’ll follow the rule literally

r amithejerk? where AITA for the way I got my sister to eat fruit? AITA for not giving my parents a loan on their new restaurant? AITA for not going to my TWIN'S Wedding??? AITA for refusing to take care of my ill grandmother? AITA for laughing at what my co-worker said when I thought it was a joke? AITA for bringing my dead father up in front of my mother's new husband? AITA for dropping a call with my girlfriend after she nitpicked what I said? AITA for telling my nephews no cake after they were told they could have cake? AITA for telling off my sister at her birthday dinner. AITA for siding with my bf when my sister and BIL tried to take over my business?

maliciouscompliance where Company has an asinine travel policy, costs them extra CEO's Assistant said it wasn't right I had a nicer chair than he did Timeclock compliance You want me to participate in the weekly all-hands? No problem. Creepy dean asks creepy request, IT complies. Flooding the monitor He came for a refund, so I gave him one. When the big company doesn't trust employees He doesn’t care! He wants the report sent on Friday! End of discussion! What's your best 'you want me to follow the rules exactly? Fine.' story?

r amithejerk? where AITA for locking myself in my office when we have company? AITA for not inviting my neighbours autistic 8yo to my 2yo sons toddler party? WIBTA for not going on a bachelorette trip to a waterpark because I’m overweight? AITA for telling my girlfriend I don’t want to go to the grocery store after work. AITA for using my cousins religious beliefs to defend my SO? AITA For not giving up my room for over-demanding sister? AITA for using GPS instead of my in-laws' directions in rural Iowa AITA for refusing to host my cousin's bachelorette party at my house, even though I have the biggest space? AITA for using the bathroom at work? AITA for saying that my parents’ comments infantilizing me for my life choices and being disabled were demeaning and hurtful? AITA for doing something my wife wanted us to do

r prorevenge where My aunt keep borrowing my make up, so I let her borrow the wrong one I poured a drink on a girl's head Operation depth Charge A regular kept spoiling a show I was watching. Manager maliciously made me miss two days of paycheck and harassed me during her vacation. I made sure everyone that was about to enter the company know about it so the vacancy wouldn't get filled Ok, I’ll F*** off Roommate tried to sleep with my fiancé The Poop Delivery! I know this has been done many times but it still feels good to be this petty. Would you like to add the device to your home? SURE!

maliciouscompliance where Doctor put a weight limit on what you could lift? Okay then "You need to message me when finish with a client before going to the next one". As you wish. I won’t touch your stuff, even to help you You must use the company car Don't think anyone will care what I think and advise me to leave a negative review? Awesome let's see what happens Don't be on your phone while on the clock. You didn't need my help Don't touch the DeWalt!

maliciouscompliance where Stupid bank scenario “Stuck to the script” so I did. Word for word. I have to teach in my classroom? Bet. Video Attendance Is Required. Fine. I won't touch anything in the kitchen Hallways had "lanes" for students to get them to class faster Not My Lot, Not My Problem. Won't let me work from home while I'm contagious? Bet. "Accidentally" destroying important manager documents cause they forced me in to give my doctors note, despite being sick. Don't assume I am a crook