Storytime

r TIFU TIFU by ruining my neighbor's daughter's night TIFU by giving my kid Starbucks lemonade don’t trust your husband when he says your child’s passport is still good. It will cost you so much money, time and unwanted stress. I thought I accidentally took out my contact, but it’s been living in my eyeball (rent-free) for the last week. Playing a video game with my kid sitting on a hard chair put me in the hospital with a broken butt 1.5 months later. Pranked my wife with a fake girl's number on a Starbucks cup, got super embarrassed in front my entire team at work and I'm going to have to sleep with one eye open. TIFU sending 32 emails to a professor in one hour TIFU by not bringing my passport to check in at a hotel TIFU Not Knowing Signs of Heart Attack TIFU When I started driving while my wife was getting out TIFU by matching on a dating app with a woman who believes children are being kidnapped at Disney World and being trafficked to billionaires. TIFU by Shaving My Beard and Terrifying My Kids TIFU by trying to DIY my eyebrows before a big meeting TIFU by saying "I love you" to a friend TIFU by Using a Water Bottle From High School TIFU by betting on one more hand of blackjack. TIFU by calling out my coworker for cheating on his fiancé with my friend